All time Low

Bro, you're mistaken as a month ago I stopped posting on SI for a week and several members filed missing persons reports. But the PD won't put any resources into locating adult groms nor kooks so you were SOL. I had a day or two since then that I racked up a few dozen one sentence or paragraph posts but it's been radio silence from me compared to last spring.

My average word count in a post has been pretty low for months now Doug. You sure you took your own last dose? It was a couple seasons ago that I authored maniacal streams of consciousness. Working off the Chinese calendar or something there brah?

I don't even have enemies here anymore aside from these 10-post wonderkooks, and even they are old fashioned fun. Schitt bro, I don't even read every thread anymore, let alone post in it. I think Ozzy was right, we all seem to be going through changes. Except you and your avatar.

 

^^^^^^and my underwear.
What's for dinner? Trouser trout?
I'm just f*ckin with ya fish boy.
And if I want you to be an adult grom, then you are just that. Cuz I said so.
And I can also start a sentence with and, because of the magical powers emanating from my underoos.

 

Bro you rock Wonderwoman pantyroos. Cappin on me because I eat mad healthy? You probably maxed out the annual 5k deductible on your health insurance by January 3rd so you're set for the next 362 gratis. How's it feel to be on your last legs bro?

 

Duudes......duuuuuuuudes......maybe we need to bring back the gnome? You guys are SI HOFers, and you're tearing into each other as if you're wayne the insaaaaane spotting a 13 year old boy in BVDs.

Chill out, work out, save that delicioso hate for the trolls that will be appearing, as they always do whence spring appears, in just a few short weeks.

 

Gno more gnome, please.

I like Dougie. He just needs an adjustment here and there. Kind of like vertebrae.

I went for a hard skate tonight so I did work out. Man, I can do 12 degree air with humidity much better than 36 and dry. But I'll still get stoked in the cold, dry air. Just feels weird when your hands are ice blocks but you're soaked with sweat head to toe from pumping like mad on the pave. Gotta get ready for Doomsweek Swell in SoCal starting Thursday! Spicoli's gonna get shacked. Then I'll change this thread title to All-Time High.

 

I bet you didn't know that I was Afro-American a few days a week:

I eat mad healthy too mangrom, I mean look at the size of my junk (and this was on one of my honkie days) :

I don't know if you like to carver with a buddy sometimes, but these are great if you do:

 

I'll do my part.

Eat a 8===>

 

Oh man. I feel bad for people living in CT. It has to be the worst place on the East Coast. Driving through it or living in it makes you want to shoot yourself. I heard mystic it always pumping though. Maybe that helps.