Amazing Grace

A few centuries ago? So how many centuries Yankee? With a name like that you should be able to say with out looking it up.

 

I realize 'Independence Day' is just another day off for you from your toiling at the cube kook farm.

Just say 'thank you' to the veterans who provide you with that wet nurse & your blankie that you cling to at night, bradspitup.

 

Thanks OG Yankee

 

If standing up to someone is watching them destroy all your belongings then writing about it on the internet, you showed him.

 

ok... but you said a few centuries ago... and I know that you know that a few means three or more. so you're saying 300 years ago? is that what you meant?

 

Past your bedtime, sparky.

 

Ok I'll let it slide- that you don't know how old our country is. Brush up on the history of the history of the United States. don't take it for granted. people are dying to get in here. Pop quiz at my discretion.

 

Brush up those hairs popping out of your nose, doofus. How did a twit like you even obtain a birth certificate, let alone citizenship?

Here's a pop quiz for you, sparky: why is that your talent lies in being a gnat?

Eh, never mind. No one cares what you think.

 

Son, y'all got to do better than that. Instead of incredibly useless comments slung at good people, why don't you try and contribute to the forum in a positive way. If you're so great why don't you offer surfing tips or help with surf destinations for people looking to travel. Probably because your just a troll who doesnt even own a surfboard. Just ripping people online makes you feel special.
Sry I don't buy it.
Im not going to bother with your posts, at least until you sharpen up a bit.

 

Since you're trying to educate and give lessons...

Y'all implies that you are talking to multiple people, but you started with Son which is just one person. Trying to sound "street" but doing it incorectly sounds stupid.
So if you're going to tell someone to sharpen up you should sound sharp doing it.

As for surfing tips...
Don't leave all your stuff on the beach, all you need is a board.
If you have an issue with someone in the water say something, don't just drop in on them.
Paddle to the peak and you won't get dropped in on repeatedly.

 

don't hurt yourself.
btw, I can't remember the last time someone was dumb enough to drop in on me. just doesnt happen for two reasons. 1. I am a nice guy and play fair in the lineup. 2. I'm a big guy.

 

I hear ya... The dude in LB that threw all your sh!t in the water got a whole paragraph written about him on SI. I can't imagine what would happen to someone that dropped in on you.

 

Brad, Look dawg, err body gets razzled on here from time to time. Let it go. Back up off my nulkas.


#9/12

 

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

 

in other news, grace forecasted to be another poop storm slinging sub-par ****ty surf to the EC

 

Do you think the drop-in would get....dare I say it....a whole chapter??!!??

 

Ericka gave us a little so hoping Grace might put out too. Guess this will turn into another Bradsh*tthed tread so fark off in advance Bradtheshoulderhopper.

 

well if you don't make this about bradpitted, it wont be about bradpitted. It'll be about maybe we'll get some surf soon.

 

Nah, nah, nah. YOU made it about brad spitted, buttacongas.

And as our one & only insightful ace NYNJ (HOF PLAT) noted: you got your salad tossed by mister tattoo, who dropped in on you multiple times, then told you where to stuff it & then went to the beach & heaved your purse & female accoutrements into the ocean... yet you're "a big guy" by your own admission.

Baby Huey .... I doth christen thee...

 

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Aw man, The Brad is not gonna like this.