An Open Letter to the Ward Army Guys

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ihatelongboarders, Jan 19, 2016.

  1. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    Hey Guys,

    You have a pretty cool thing going. party hard surf harder drink lots of light beer and catch lots of seafood. you guys are core and truly i respect that. even more so you're all pretty darn good surfers and that's a plus too. now i know you guys are mostly cut off from the rest of humanity down there on the barrier island but i was thinking, maybe it's time to ditch the Ward Army moniker. Why be associated with a women beating drunk? i know it gets weird south of exit 98 but guys, you can do better. i know you can. i hope you guys can reinvent yourselves because no one needs to be associated with this loser.

    Love

    I Hate Longboarders
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2016
  2. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    chris ward is a f@ggot

    and for the sake of moral relativism i hope malia is raped by aids infested brazilians
     
  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    let me know if i went too far
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    ^^^ Hahaha

    "Juuuust a bit outside"
     
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    thx man


    father and daughter

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  7. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol wow I thought u were going to roast them boys but I somewhat agree with dropping the ward army moniker.thats what happens when u don't watch the ...lost videos 20 yrs after they came out.

    but those boys rip,theyr not those surf fanatics that's like hey take a picture of me,they do things their way,having fun and ripping better than the pros in jersey.i only recently found out many years ago when I was in lbi and I was new to surfing,and it was mid winter,i rented a wetsuit from one of the shops,and went down to the beach and it was like 6ft and pumping,perfect conditions but deadly for me at the time.and these 2 dudes were like just come out with us well make sure u don't drown lol,being very friendly.i don't recall their names since it was long ago,but I seen them in the lost in jersey video.cool shyt I have nothing but respect and beers for those boys
     
  8. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    O IHL never leaves his "home break"

    All those dudes are solid and probably have no fvcks to give aboot what people think

    Geez IHL I'm totally conflicted aboot whether or not you have female reproductive organs
     
  9. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

    396
    Mar 24, 2015
    politcal correctnesss in a once counter culture activity.

    wussified.
     
  10. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    they chose the ward army moniker because it personified the lifestyle they're trying to emulate. since they used ward army and not like Jawn Army i'd assume they care what people think.
     
  11. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    PC in the counter culture is terrible. not supporting a drunk women beater is a totally separate issue.