And The Swellie Goes To...

Rcarter for hateful rants that rock - HOTY! - inspirational and creative hatefullness is always appreciated.
LBCrew for guru - best advice on style shape function and form
Mitchell - best pics of da sic pits - awesome!!! and inspirational, and sometimes scary.
Betty - best storm stoke and incest alerts
Trevolution - TOTY - Thread of The Year - I've been enthralled, entertained and inspired. Way to represent the SI Crew
Barry - O Barry - you old crusty barnacle- Troll Of The Year - tOTY
Valahllalalalalala - Grom Of The Year nuff said
Austin - douchebag of the year...........................not!
That goes to Wayne - DBOTY ....Congrats, consistency is your strong point
Keep the faith and happy safe healthy New Year Ya'll and You'ze guys gals dogs and cats.

 

Oh hell yeah, as long as I've been here, I've finally been nominated!!!! Wooooooo Hoooooooo

 

Having won the HOTY two consecutive years, and pissing off my troll posse beyond belief in doing so, trust me, Arch, the HOTY is a true honor from your peers here at Yee Olde Fourume.

On another note, you rocked the casbah with your posts in the political treads. Nicely played, sir. Great work.

Idiots like towel took a long time to read those treads but eventually he got through to the end.

 

See how your obsessed with me? Do you dream about me?

 

You should accept your SI award, twatty, and go get busy with the hag. Post your 'surf report' on that butthole adventure, kid, since you never go anywhere or do anything of substance.

 

Are you upset yet another chick turned you down? Sh1t even on a forumme where no one can see you you still get denied. That's how awesome you are bro.

Do you secretly have a thing for flo? I think you do. You just don't know which way to swing.
Between her and me and your complete lack of originality it's gotta be like a nightmare right?
I mean this is probably the only place left on earth where you can pretend to be adequate, adept, and somewhat substantial. And here it is all slipping through your fingers... time to let go man. Don't embarrass yourself

 

Fixed that for you, sparky

 

More pink! Suits you well I'm just wondering do you think it makes your posts more ...interesting? Or do you think it just adds POP as a colour? either way I won't read it, just don't care. At this point your sorry ass is just proving my point and assumption about you over and over again. You're a tool and at this age - an incorrectable one. I can't decide between completely making you my b1tch or taking pity on you.

 

How 'bout brown, tina? You know you want your SI award, sparky. Fess up & claim it. Some of the boyz might run a train on your nubile pale ass in the Green Room but you're used to that.

 

More colors yayyy! A couple more and you'll complete the rainbow

Bro ... I mean ol chap, your b1tch ass, may I call you b1tchass? K thnx has never been to green room, fact. So "some of them boys" doesn't even include you. But you're used to take credit for other people's achievements. So that's cool

 

Ready for your award, tina? Running your purdy lil mouf earned you a Swellie. You can tell mummsy & da-da before they cut off your Internet for the night!

 

Againe talking about my family? Can't keep it a 1 on 1 convo? Sign of weakness my dude, sign of weakness

 

hang in there, sparky

 

Yank, come to think of it I recall pissing on you aboot your beltway existence so I'll gladly accept the HOTY nomination.
As for my political post appraisal why thank you sir. Just doin my duty as an American to quell the Commie takeover.

 

The award for most time spent on the Internet and the shortest time in the water is a tie between all you dorks.

 

You're too kind, yankee's never ever seen watre, nevermind getting in

 

LOL Who is "all you dorks"? I spend a lot of time on here, but I bet I get more water time than 99% of the members here. Just sayin...

 

Real q tho, do you even get whette tho? I mean... one could probably SUP in jeans and what not... a denim vest and a sweet moostache

 

HAHAHA Man what a picture you paint. Nah man, I haven't even had my SUP in the water in over two years, and that was to go fishing, not surfing. I know my username has SUP at the end, but let's not get it twisted, that's not who I am or what I do. I have been riding my 6' & 6'4" SB's mostly the past couple weeks, it's been fun.

 

Yet, here you are.