Anne Hathaway

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Paddington Jetty Bear, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    I let this go for a few days, but I can not hold my disgust anymore.

    I often wonder what kind of cretins are on this site. Horrible, apathetic, proles.....

    One of our greatest lesbians almost died last week, and none of you even mentioned it. Lesbians are the most important people in society. Their ability to act and entertain us is mind blowing.

    Hathaway was sucked-out to sea - almost a full ten yards from shore - by a powerful current and flailed her hands in attempt to attract attention to her situation.

    Luckily a surfer happened to be nearby, and swam the ten yards to rescue the panicking Hathaway, who has been labeled a "confident swimmer."

    Hathaway also managed to cut her foot during the traumatic rescue mere yards from the shoreline. She was then comforted by her fellow lesbian husband, Adam.

    In a act demonstrating the importance and courage of all lesbians who grace the big screen, Hathaway was out in the danger fields the next day as she got a spot of boogieboarding in......under the watchful eye of her lesbian husband, Adam.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Wow, you weren't kidding Mr. Bear...couldn't find any pics of her boogieboarding.

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  3. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    SELDOM SEEN, SIR. I WOULD NEVER KID ABOOT ANNE HATHAWAY !!!!!

    SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET, SECOND ONLY TO GWYNETH PALTROW.

    (starting to cry...)

    I just don't know what to say. They are so important.......the dresses they wear to award ceremonies and all the wonderful things they do.

    AND WE ALMOST LOST ONE OF THEM !!! TEN YARDS FROM THE BEACH.

    This has me thinking. If Anne Hathaway, a confident swimmer, can get into trouble, then what are us, lesser-types, doing in the ocean? If that could happen to someone of her ilk, then maybe we need to reconsider going further than four feet into the ocean.
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Maybe it was a philanthropic effort on her part to remind us how dangerous the ocean is? I mean, her, Gwyneth, and the rest are constantly working to improve our lives so maybe she was taking one for the proverbial team?
     
  5. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    OMG, that MUST be it!!!

    OHH Seldom, you crafty rapscallion, you've done figured it out....

    Ahhh, that's what must have happened. Shirley no ocean could get the best of Ms. Hathaway. She's like one of the best lesbains the theater and silver screen have ever seen.

    Good show, Seldom, good show.
     
  6. billabongmoney

    billabongmoney Well-Known Member

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    Sep 23, 2008
    White girls like Anne Hathaway going, way out, they wait for my bandwagon
    She let me bang and I ain’t got a bandana
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    It's the only logical explanation I can think of, but thank you kind sir.

    I like that rap too bb$$$.
     
  8. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    You think she would be better at holding her breath, ya know, from all the muff diving.
     
  9. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Can you imagine if Anne did die?
    Nobody from the east coast would be allowed to swim beyond a 4 foot depth.
    Dramatic scenes in ankle high water would become a huge craze.
    Drama students would be required to do the Hathaway "oh my god im going to die" face as a prerequisite for their acting career.
    And yes lesbians would have their favorite little count immortalized, living with Davy Jones.
     
  10. bungalowparkbob

    bungalowparkbob Well-Known Member

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    Jan 21, 2013
    Stone Harbor enacted "preventative lifeguarding" years ago to prevent near tragedies such as this! The Pennsylavania frat boys will whistle wildly at you should you enter the ocean beyond belly button depth. (rules only apply from 9am-5pm)
     
  11. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I'm a Theater Arts Teacher and THIS has been a requirement for the past 6 years. Never in the water though. That will be a new twist.
     
  12. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Crewby, say something nice aboot Anne.............
     
  13. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    this woman NEVER has to worry about drowning:

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  14. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

    513
    Feb 8, 2009
    A novels worth of horseshhit posted on this website, and you are bound to hit gold by sheer quantity. Bravo on this one Mr. Jetty, bravo...

     
  15. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Horsesh!t.....?

    Hmm, seems where ever I go.........

    You seem to follow.

    I guess unseen forces make you read my horse excrement.

    Why can't you just admit that you love me?

    Though, I'd appreciate it if you stopped driving up to New Castle porn shops and thinking of me in the video booths. Please stop that. It makes me uncomfortable.
     
  16. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

    513
    Feb 8, 2009
    I couldn't just straight up give you a golfclap, it must remain snarky, dont ya remember?
     
  17. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

    516
    Feb 18, 2013
    Hathaway is no lesbian. She's obviously a man. You have seen her/his giant giant hands and feet right?
     
  18. AndrewIfallalot

    AndrewIfallalot Well-Known Member

    155
    Aug 24, 2012
    No one is talking about Anne Hathaway's tits? Are you not men?
     
  19. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    She looks just like her mom,

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