Anne Hathaway

funniest post Ive ever read. Bravo!!!

 

Make fun all you like of Anne, but don't mess with Gwyneth. Granted, I didn't think much of her at first, but then I heard her interviewed in Spanish, and she not only speaks it, but she has a sexy Spanish accent as well!

 

Wow. This was funny, made sense, and a sweet picture. A hat trick out of nowhere, Aka is that you or did your laptop get stolen?

 

dude 10 yards is nothing to joke about.i almost drown at the shoreline,tripped and fell face first into the 10'' deep water,i had floaties on but they weren't helping!!!I was swinging and kicking with all my will,and mr hasselhoff came and turned me over onto my back.saved my life that day.i was taught if u cant touch the bottom,u must be in the middle of the ocean.1 mile,10 miles,5ft,3yards,all the same brah.and those horseshoe crabs!!a 16 incher nearly decapitated my toe one summer,where the pucks my tmz headline??

 

Apparently had a similar situation in Maine yesterday:

http://www.pressherald.com/news/Search_on_for_two_surfers_in_Kennebunkport_.html?searchterm=surfers

How embarrassing...they WALKED back from the island they were stuck on...

 

On the one hand, how lucky that they surf in America:
"Meanwhile, after receiving a distress call around 3 p.m., the Coast Guard had launched boats out of its South Portland and Portsmouth, N.H., stations, and a helicopter out of Cape Cod. The Kennebunkport fire and rescue departments, its police department and the Maine Marine Patrol also responded."

On the other hand who is paying for all of this, which is essentially what these efftards caused by being clueless.

 

I thought of this after reading this. To change your life for the worse kids, click here and do drugs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YSQLd7ADXU

 

The ending of that sucked a$$, the rest was funny.

 

My recent liberation from the People's Republic has dramatically improved my mood.

 

I am confused. Is Davey Jones of the Monkeys a lesbian too? I know he is dead and all, but I thought he was just gay.

 

I like her giant eyes. It makes me want to SKULLFU(K her. How's that?

 

Man some people are saying it was all a publicity stunt. That's so not fair.

 

This is a few miles from my house. I heard the sirens while walking the pooch. That woman looks pretty horrified if you zoom in on the picture. Haha! My guess is she's way under qualified to be surfing that particular break when its 6+ft. Stick to the beach, kook. Her $600 wetsuit must be what saved her.

Question - in what scenario would it be best to ditch your board? Other than if it's broken, I cannot think of a time I'd prefer to be without my board while in angry waters. ??

 

when and if half of it is being devoured by a sea animal - that's my best guess...

 

Did you notice your boy Chucky Boo Boo is a fireman in the 2nd pic?!?! I recognized him from his latex raping vine vids.

 

Had the same reaction in re: why'd they ditch their boards in that environment? He!!, I've come up sputtering after getting rag dolled & the first thing I'm doing is scrambling for my board.

Several things in that article, as written, don't really compute.

As for chucka-boo-boo: he never computes; and, I think he may be hibernating, that chubbsy-wubbsy Maine barn animal, so let's let him snooze in peace.

Anne Hathaway is a dyke...?

 

Just realized that the schnozzberry kid from Super Troopers married her. Talk about hitting it big

 

Celebrity gossip on Swellinfo. Gentlemen, welcome to the new ground floor.

Now we have all taken a look in the mirror. It's about time.

One day, out of curiosity and introspection, I checked on the Thrasher forums, just to see if they were anything like ours. This thread is the closest we have come; their forum is full of unabashedly uncensored threads with titles like "Sick Tits" and "Drugs." Very little talk of skate spots and skateboarding. We're almost there guys. We're almost there.

I'm not sure if Anne Hathaway is a dyke, but I've had a couple beers around her, and she is definitely no alcoholic. Which means she might be gay, because everyone in Hollywood is either an addict or a homo (no offense to either). Her husband makes jewelry.

 

True, but in this case that would have been the headline of the article. "Maine surfer gets board EATEN by Megalodon".

PS - if you google megalodon you get awesome pictures.

PPS - here's one of my favorite movie scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ufjpb8UOY