annoying surf

Discussion in 'USA Mainland Surf Forum' started by BradPitted, Aug 31, 2015.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    you point the finger because you cant accept the blame.
     
  2. surfmyass

    surfmyass Active Member

    28
    Sep 5, 2015
    It's assbags like you that have made surfing less fun over the years. Even thinking that dropping in is okay makes you the true kook that you obviously are. And the idiots who sympathize with you are just as bad. You want respect in the water, then learn how to surf; accept the fact that you've been outsurfed, and move to an area where you are able to catch some unmolested waves. There's lotsa space in the Guido Escondido called Lido. And, by the way, you little whiner, you sound like a kindergartner "I mean come on he got like 3waves in a row, it was my turn." There is no "my turn". You want locals to respect you, fight them for the wave by being more clever and paddling better. Otherwise... STFU. And, finally 7'2" is not really short.
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Wow....you are a moron. An internet "toughie". Very weak......
     
  4. biff22

    biff22 Well-Known Member

    102
    Dec 28, 2011
    Why is he a moron? Maybe you don't like the tone of his post, but he's correct. This guy Brad is completely ignorant of most of the rules, and resorted to breaking the one rule he did know because, basically, he is completely ignorant of most of the other rules! I just hope Brad takes and learns from this whole thread. Seems like he won't.
     
  5. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    I still can't believe that this thread is still going...


    Look, mr bradsittedontheshoulder, if you really want to be a part of this forum- or at least be part of the jr. Firefighters or whatever- I would suggest to stop replying to this thread, and any subject that could remind others of this thread. Just let the thread die out. Of coarse the legend of brad will always live on in swellinfo life. In a while you will find most of these guys friendly and funny. But I would suggest laying off this thread and start replying (nicely) to other threads.

    Seriously- just some friendly advise.

    Your pal
    Mr Belmar
     
  6. surfmyass

    surfmyass Active Member

    28
    Sep 5, 2015
    I'm guessing you agree with Pitted. I'm not an internet toughie. I'm a guy who's surfed for quite a while. And, just cause you don't like my tone, you need to call me a moron? Blow me!
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    your not dead yet mr belmar?? i figured you would be by now ive herd that if you surf bmar yearly your life expectancy is like 4 years due to the artifical reef and the 30foot bombs breaking in 4 feet of water. definitely one of the heaviest waves in the world be safe. oh and how the waves been in bmar.
     
  8. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    299
    Jan 1, 2015
    What are you babbling about? Belmar is not a heavy surf break. IVe surfed there plenty so I know. It gets ok during winter swells. I've yet to surf there during cane season but I imagine it's pretty good. But it's not really a heavy break.
     
  9. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Ohhh Bradley... How much you have yet to learn.



    Mr sandblaster!!! Thank you for checking up on me- you know they don't call me Mr. Belmar for nothing...
    The swells here have been good all summer. Last week we had 23ft swells at 18 sec. It was just starting to get heavy. But you know all that training on the beach and all the bench press competitions have really paid off! Anyone who is anyone surfs the Belmar

    Hope you are doing well sir and hopefully getting some swells down there!
    Your pal
    Mr Belmar
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    such a kook bmar is the heaviest wave on the coast maybe the world.
     
  11. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    yeah bro make sure you keep bench pressing and doing roid to stay in surf shape , im glad you won the mr.belmar contest im very proud. viva la belmar the only place thats part of the south honorably in the north. if you dont bench you will never become a good surfer end of story.
     
  12. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    299
    Jan 1, 2015
    watch and digest. then maybe think about what you posted about me.
    https://youtu.be/F7-OTupCVec
     
  13. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    Dude I feel you but I choose to post anyway cuz honestly why not it's a "surfing forum" lol that right there should tell you to take everything with a grain of salt.
     
  14. surfmyass

    surfmyass Active Member

    28
    Sep 5, 2015
    Boo Hoo, you baby
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    This has never been posted before!

    Oh. Wait. Sorry! It actually has been posted by skidmark, raddamoron & some other twink who hangs out with latex dummies & his rape dawg in a barn in Maine.

    You're in good company, bradspitted along with sketchthine-ass, as well as our newest whack job jeffy. jeffy's already been closing out treads with his vitriol. You'll need to step up your newb game, rook.
     
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    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  18. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Talk about "No regerts" lol. Yes I know I spell!ed it wrong.

    Personally, I never got the whole Jolie thing. She never did anything for me. Her skin is pallid like a vampire, she's weirder than sh!t and her lips look like 2 crusty cock envelopes. Shes just skanky, as opposed to Aniston.

    I'm sure she was probably a total freak between the sheets. Maybe she was giving him blumpkins, I dunno. Why would you want to marry a girl like that? All's I gotta say is, whores get fvcked they dont get kissed.