annoying surf

Discussion in 'USA Mainland Surf Forum' started by BradPitted, Aug 31, 2015.

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  1. Sep 2, 2015 #161
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    you have three options...

    1. sit on the peak get better position

    2. fight the dude

    3. screw his girlfriend
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 2, 2015
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 2, 2015
  3. Sep 2, 2015 #162
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    U2B in the hizzle
     
    Zeroevol, Sep 2, 2015
    Zeroevol, Sep 2, 2015

  5. Sep 2, 2015 #163
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut TFU!
     
    Special Whale Glue, Sep 2, 2015
    Special Whale Glue, Sep 2, 2015
  6. Sep 2, 2015 #164
    Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

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    I can smell a goodbye thread a brewing.
     
    Radderbsurfin, Sep 2, 2015
    Radderbsurfin, Sep 2, 2015
  7. Sep 2, 2015 #165
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    No fourth option to simply off himself? Or is that just automatically implied?
     
    Valhallalla, Sep 2, 2015
    Valhallalla, Sep 2, 2015
  8. Sep 3, 2015 #166
    headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

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    ok so i read the first post and skipped to the end.

    When he caught the first wave, the "rules of the road" dictate that you can paddle up the point and get into position for the next wave. If he beats you there you lost your shot.

    When I go to the beach to surf, I only bring what I need, meaning I don't have a pile of stuff on the beach. Its just a distraction.

    Talking in the 3rd person immediately removes all your credibility, therefore I can only assume that you were in the wrong.

    Try harder next time...
     
    headhigh, Sep 3, 2015
    headhigh, Sep 3, 2015
  9. Sep 3, 2015 #167
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    exactly right. Brad is the absolute worst kind of surfer there is. Thinks hes can take whatever he wants and never learns.
     
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
  10. Sep 3, 2015 #168
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and I'm GLAD the dude trashed your stuff. Hopefully next time it's your car or your board. I vote board since it will keep a major kook out of the water. You illustrate perfectly what a REAL kook is.
     
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
  11. Sep 3, 2015 #169
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    When one goes out to surf, your goal should be catch as many waves as you can, drop in on as many as you can, run over surfers as many as you can!! Just aim for as much mayhem as you can stir up. Don't let all the wimps tell you different.
    Chicks will then dig you.
     
    Barry Cuda, Sep 3, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Sep 3, 2015
  12. Sep 3, 2015 #170
    BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Look that is not what brad pitted is about. I surf respectfully but when someone is intentionally giving me sh!t for no reason they get served a helping of f u. Any self respecting person would be the same.
     
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
  13. Sep 3, 2015 #171
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    Go away kook
     
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
  14. Sep 3, 2015 #172
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if this threade will beat frost's "Might as well come clean" threade? Only 10 more pages to go... LOL
     
    Zeroevol, Sep 3, 2015
    Zeroevol, Sep 3, 2015
  15. Sep 3, 2015 #173
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    ever notice how hardcore kooks never want to admit they are wrong?
     
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
  16. Sep 3, 2015 #174
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I'm seein that
     
    Zeroevol, Sep 3, 2015
    Zeroevol, Sep 3, 2015
  17. Sep 3, 2015 #175
    BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    aka pumpmaster, I'm 100% sure that you are wrong. so, admit it and avoid being called a kook by your own standards.
    by the way, evertime I log in here, you are on line. do you even have a job or are you just using your parents or boyfriend's computer? get a life kook and stop trying to justify yourself by force feeding this forum your bs opinions in an attempt to make yourself feel good.
     
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
  18. Sep 3, 2015 #176
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Matheson!!!
     
    Valhallalla, Sep 3, 2015
    Valhallalla, Sep 3, 2015
  19. Sep 3, 2015 #177
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    Sonny, you are the TEXTBOOK definition of a kook.
     
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
  20. Sep 3, 2015 #178
    BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Put the textbook down and actually go paddle out into some waves, then comeback and pretend to share your "knowledge".
    Have a nice day Kook.
     
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
  21. Sep 3, 2015 #179
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    lol. you have zero clue. can't wait til your next whiny post about how your car got trashed.

    As I said earlier. You know where this guy surfs have you gone back and confronted him? Or will you try to call the police again. "Mr Policeman, this person was so MEAN to me'
     
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
    aka pumpmaster, Sep 3, 2015
  22. Sep 3, 2015 #180
    BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

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    Jan 1, 2015
    I think you have contributed enough to this thread. why do you keep coming back to comment on it? what else can you add to it.
    We get it you imagined the scenario in your head, where you won't have to be confronted with someone who can kick your aszz. and you decided to apply everything you've read about surfing to the situation I was in and made and incorrect assumption.
    thanks we get it. now go troll someone else stuff.

    You're the reason this message board has the reputation of online kooks that don't ever surf.
     
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
    BradPitted, Sep 3, 2015
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