Another poop question...

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by KookieMonster, Jun 28, 2013.

  1. KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

    488
    Jan 13, 2012
    Ever wipe with a stone?
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    No, but I have discovered that pooping outdoors in a squat position requires less wiping...and I have used leaves.
     

  3. swabby

    swabby Active Member

    41
    Sep 19, 2008
    I live in an old house built back in the late 1800's. My neighbor said that back in the old days, people often used clam and oyster shells to wipe with (or scrape with). I have hundreds of old shells in the dirt in my yard!
     
  4. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    I have used a 9 in. bastard file, not only does it wipe your a$$ good, it removes any unwanted hemorrhoids....really!
     
  5. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

    390
    Jul 22, 2012
    stone no. but white nike socks after partying in the woods in high school yes! ( thats why you should always wear 2 pairs)
     
  6. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I hear a few strategically placed leeches will cure all wiping issues.
     
  7. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Erock that's worse than a file....ha-ha
     
  8. meatloaf

    meatloaf Well-Known Member

    335
    Nov 30, 2011
    7777.jpg ---------------------- lost my stones ---------------------