Any Psychiatrists out here?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    They're also the same fat pieces of shyte that post up played odd-expired handy tags to
    Park their fat arses closest to the store so they don't have to walk an extra two places to enter the store...

    Man people (most) don't give two shouted for anyone else but themselves...at least we're doing things right around here

    Time to get ryles a parachute, some ginseng and wheat grass and that homeopathic healer from Seinfeld and a forum intervention to give him a purpose and direction

    I've had it pretty good, but man kids, kidsll get ya...nothing like crying for them when they're crying (and helpless - not to their circumstance) and laughing when they laugh - that ****ll put things in perspective and let you know you're alive
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And bingo ^^ is his name.
     

  3. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

    396
    Mar 24, 2015
    I was once a guide for a wilderness therapy organization.

    I would take people into the desert, keep them alive from suicide attempts and/or wilderness survival situations, chase them in large (miles) circles when they tried to run away, and listen to them as they talked about how much their lives as kids/relatives of famous people sucked.

    It was awesome for a few months. I felt like a psychiatrist, then they laid me off, and i moved into a 95 dodge ram van.
     
  4. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    Don't stay in one place for too long Riley. Have something or somewhere to look forward to. Sounds like the exact problem I've been dealing with. Moving in January, got a job from the computer so I can travel. Stay off the pills and weed and booze, do some yoga. Replenish your natural happy chemicals. Get laid too.
     
  5. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Only I won't grab that cart bc I think you're an ahole...but I guess that might make me more of an ahole for not helping out the hourly wage cart retrievers...
     
  6. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    We got a real Max Stirner here, huh?
     
  7. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Is increased correct or ...is it decreased proximity?
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    LBCrew, F'n A on the ebb and flow...I use the same strategy to appease any unrest in me soul...


    BlessedBe...did you borrow the Phin brah? He was home when I got up this marnin'. J/k, suite pup dawg, we must be related.


    Why tf is Riley banned?


    One time, foggiest weather or whether(for Riley, I'm not bitting his stylee) I've ever seen. Visibility was literally like 10 feet tops. I was perched up on the bow as we tried to make it out of the channel, calling out buoy locations to the Capt. I couldn't even see the water, and as I was looking out into the fog, it was like Fred himself was talking to me...Gaze not too long into the abyss, lest the abyss gaze unto thee
     
  9. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    I leave my cart in the handicap parking space 'cause they get all the breaks.




    joking.

    Free Riley!
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Bill's friend Harris just sent me a message.

    He took the last banishment pretty hard, said he's in Atlanticare, and he went mute, won't talk to anybody. Said simod hit him for the substances thread, promoting illegal activity, et al. Last thing he said before he went mute, was "Moose, Indians"...i guess he was chanelling his inner Thoreau.

    Before that, he told Harris to relay this info in this thread.

    Our thoughts are with you Riley stylee.
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Seen, that's not an encouraging report.

    simod666, let our bruddah return. And then leave him be, in peace. He's a stream of consciousness artistic being & soul. The Fascists tried to control art. You know how that worked out for them.

    Don't be 'fraid of running off your advertisers; they won't retreat merely because one of our very own is posting up random treads in re whatever. Don't you know that individuality is celebrated? On the interweb? In American kultchah? And particularly on a SURFING website...?!?!

    No, simod666 chris joyner, you should be more concerned that this place devolves into a boring, bland, nothing, one-dimensional narcissistic gackfest where, eventually, no one clicks to read what the lobotomized, PC, utterly useless passive aggressive proles are typing.

    And then .....when that happens..... drastically reduced eyeballs & clicks....god save the queens....your Dodge & your Toyota & your Russian dating services & your heated wetsuites advertisers say, 'uh no gracias you guys don't have much of a view count.'

    Set Riley Free! Free! Free!
     
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2015
  12. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Ive worked in mental health for a long time. Its entertaining. Direct care, case management, service coordination, the whole shebang. Juvenile sex offenders, kids, criminals, schizos, adults with severe and persistent mental illness. Im the guy you call when the 6'6" 400lb schizo is masturbating on the front porch again...
     
  13. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I knew that kind of talk would do him in with the mods. I think he did too...
     
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    doesn't riley know u have to pay to advertise on here like Chevrolet and Russian brides??!!no free promotion lol
     
  15. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Acting just like the fools that got all bent outta shape bout Charlie Hebdo, and performing a character assassination through banning

    PJB, ghost of, & Riley...light years ahead in writing, discussion, and thought provoking discourse up in here...if what was said is true, it IS true...it IS PJB, the ghost, and Riley's site!


    (--)_|
     
  16. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    paging jawn doeski...........