anyone had to bust someones teeth out

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by jerseyplayerforever, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. jerseyplayerforever

    jerseyplayerforever Member

    Jul 10, 2013
    Anyone had to take out a couple of southern tourist lately? one got in my lineup with the big boys today.. now he has less teeth..Cant understand when they come up here and kill my wave.
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Remember, there are cameras everywhere nowadays. I subscribe to the Ken Bradshaw method of breaking off their fins, or taking a bite out of their board. No assault and battery charges, just property damage violation = no time in jail. Just a suggestion for the next violator you run into. Let me know how it goes.
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Wanna know how I know you're a liar?

    I'm the only southern surfer with teeth.
  5. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Let me turn off my Garth Brooks tape, spit out my terbacco and then you can say it to my face while I bust (among other things) an air and grab my Johnson on your wave.
  6. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    do people really surf in Timberland boots up there in Jersey?
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  7. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I detect NJShredmachine.

    Its a foot of wind chop out there today. I assure you, nobody was killing your waves because there were none. Big Boys. Ha.
  8. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I imagine all the fake tan sauce smeared over those Joisies make hard to keep from sliding off their boards.
  9. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Wow, it took all the way to Manisses to figure that out(or a copycat), I thought it would be instantaneous. Now I'm not one to get into the Yankee, SJB, Dirty Mother, Gruvi are all the same people thang......ya know the multiple character theory, but...........this could be legit or a shrewd copycat, with evil intentions.

    I'd watch out for this one. I got a feeling.

    Or this guy could be the creation of an even mo' shrewd New Jersey dental professional looking for increased summer business since Joey and Victoria are vacationing down in North Carolina's Outer Banks.
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nah, he was had yesterday PJB...not trying to take the wind from Manisses' sails.
  11. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Opps sorry, missed his premiere or return or incarnation.........Sorry gentlemens.

    Well as the Jersey Shore has ended and their spin-off shows have died( God, I hope) it is nice to know someone is still carrying the Jersey flag.

    I apologize, Seldom Seen, that you have to live in relatively close proximity to North Jersey.
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    No need sir, I could be in Namibia or something. Bumped his return thread for ya, they call him barrell.
  13. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Only your momma... She was a little toothy. Now she got that smoove gap toof like I like it.
    Check it out when she picks you up from daycare.
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Hey barrell monkey, you may want to lay off the parental's supply of Nyquil.
  15. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Dude probably has thick black chest hair and surfs with his gold chain on the outside of his wetsuit.
  16. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Wait... That's not cool?!?!? Sh*t! I gotta change my style

  17. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    This is funny stuff coming from a 13 yr. old grommet...get off the computer kid and go downstairs, I hear your mother calling you for dinner.
  18. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I thought this loser lost his Internet priveledges.
  19. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Oh man, Jersey Player got you southern guys, huh? Dang, he got youse guys good. Woo hooo !!

    Man, he left youse guys reeling, unable to formulate a good comeback. Snap.

    Youse guys just can't hang with the Jersey dogs. Ha ha, I bet y'all can't even get steroids. LOL. Losers.

    Youse guys probably don't even have enough scratch to buy a decent gold chain. LOL. Yeah, your confederate currency ain't no good anymore.

    Hey, eat any good squirel brains, lately? LOL. oh man.........

    Hey y'all, put on your cut-off Levi shorts, a Lynyrd Skynyrd tank top, Skoal hat, and head out into the woods to go tick collectin'. LOL
  20. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I wear cut-off jeans when I'm working in the yard or in the shop.... but I leave my dentures in.