anyone here with a disease or condition

Don't do it, your knee won't hold up very well on an SUP, you probably just need find a new sport for the time being, besides, you wouldn't be any good at it for at least 6 months anyways. That's no knock on you, it's just not easy as most people think. I haven't surfed mine in over a year man, I just long distance paddle and fish off mine now.

 

Fark Gaff sorry to hear about the lengthy recovery time.

 

6 months!?!?!?! Yuck. I think I'd be forced to duct tape a broom handle to the outside of my leg and peg leg it on a sponge. Paddle with your arms. At least you could catch a few on the small days.

 

I had a doc give me gangrene. I thought I had a good liar, er lawyer.
Reaguns was prez. he was a lackey to the AMA. he went on tv crying about a fat guy who got a big settlement after getting his gut stapled, stuffing his big fat face, and bursting his gut. typical repug tactic. make an example of 1 guy to fug us all.
My suit started at a million. got 24,000 before expenses.

 

Wow that's not how I pictured you, much fatter than I thought

 

Cute, real cute haha

 

Fatty like the cheeseburger? That's a good girl, here, have another!

 

I bet sh he is partial to hot beef injections. with a side of sausage lozenges.

 

Had a hole in my heart as a kid. Had to have open heart surgery to fix the problem. Now I have a nice scar on my chest that the ladies dig.

 

Stage 3 kidney disease but holding my own.

 

POTY nominee. metard was right. Queen mum is over 60 (but looks 40 and feels 25), this is like some of our moms saying this.

POTY nominee. So excellent.

btw, we can use dis tread to talk Ebola now that the politicians and conspiracy theorists took over the "omg ebola in the us" tread.

 

scoliosis but i keep my core pretty strong so it is fine

 

I too am slightly twisted. if you don't know pool swimming helps.

 

i've got a BEAST infection baby

 

Twenty years ago when I was 30 I had been sick of and on for 2 years and had been treated for all kinds of respitory illnesses. I couldn't sleep more than an hour or so before I would have to cough.I should of weighed around 160lbs and I had gotten down to125lbs.Finally one day I coughed up about a pint of blood. I went to the doc again and told him I was f*cking dying.They did a biopsy on my lung to figure out what was wrong and on Dec. 23rd I was diagnosed with a rare form of lung cancer (Merry Christmas). I was given a 10% chance of survival. The worst part to me was seeing my family's painful reaction. Long story short after 6 chemo treatments three weeks apart I was deemed cured with no long lasting damage to my lungs. It feels good to be able to breathe without coughing and to sleep at night! I know it may sound corny but everyday is a gift and especially if there are waves!

 

Had a bizarre gardening accident once (some of you here are old
Enough to get that)

Typhoid fever after trip to Central America,
thought I was checking out.

Car accident, many broken bones, missed
3 month of work....

 

haha story of my life. I'm a pool swimmer and it definitely helps.