Approaching the Singularity

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    That's what I'm saying dude! The hot chocolate was still warm. And that was honestly the first real douche I'd ever seen...I kinda thought it was a baby bottle at first so I picked it up and squeezed it. If only I got back 20 minutes earlier. I'm thinking Roman Empire type debauchery.

    ATANTICOO Well-Known Member

    Jul 14, 2014
    Gnarly! You squeezed it! Did the chick know you found her douche?

    Hey, I wonder if Asians use some weird shape type of douche since they have horizontal p*ssy's.

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahaha! I don't think they knew, I just put it back where I found it(in the bathroom closet) and said nothing. Had to squeeze it though. Dude it's like I'm running this social living experiment, and this is one of the fringe benefits. Humans, even those that appear to be normal, do some weird ****.

    This douche was vertical, which makes me think it and the hot chocolate were inserted into the male :cool:

    To our wonderful ladies of SI, please excuse the graphic discussion. It's all in good fun and I'm a feminist, seriously.
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007


    In my own house?
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    idk what this thread is about but

    bring it

  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  7. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2011
    He said waves in belmar are retarded
  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I believe I am the one to introduce this fine phrase to SI when a wonderful chick at Firefly called me that this past summer.