Aquaman

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  1. Feb 1, 2017 #1
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    They are making an Aquaman movie. I will pay to go see it.
    Aquaman is the teets.
    He has the best Super Herro ability: breathing under water. He can summon sharks, whalrus, and dolphins to do his bidding. Fock Superman, Batman, and Green Lantern. They're ***s compared to my home boy.
     
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  3. Feb 1, 2017 #2
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    And he rides a big seahorse too, so there's that.

    Hopefully he will have a mermaid girlfriend. An Asian mermaid GF with big boobies.
     
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  5. Feb 1, 2017 #3
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    I used to dig "The Man From Atlantis!" 1 super seasonne of cheesey underwater Sci-fi! Ah... 1977!
     
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  6. Feb 1, 2017 #4
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    I'd totally **** a mermaid.
     
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  7. Feb 1, 2017 #5
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Fishy and squishy.
     
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  8. Feb 1, 2017 #6
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Can he generate some clean peeling liners on demand? If so, I'm in.
     
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  9. Feb 1, 2017 #7
    Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

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    If it smells like fish...eat as you wish.
     
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  10. Feb 1, 2017 #8
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Awww, just saw that Amber Heard will be playing "Miri". Bummer. She's not really all that hott.

    I'm voting for "model" Raya Sunshine to be cast as the new mermaid.
     
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  11. Feb 1, 2017 #9
    your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

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    D.C. Is gey
     
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  12. Feb 1, 2017 #10
    red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

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    I hear he sends sharks to clear the line up! kinda a wave hog!
     
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  13. Feb 1, 2017 #11
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. We need Reya or porn quality Asian.
     
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  14. Feb 1, 2017 #12
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    I hear he smokes the seaweed after a good surf sesh
     
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  15. Feb 1, 2017 #13
    frost

    frost Well-Known Member

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    what can aquaman do out of the water? I mean doesn't he lose his powers? if im a bad guy id just run til I get to dry land
     
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  16. Feb 1, 2017 #14
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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  17. Feb 1, 2017 #15
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    If he can get a joint to burn underwater he'd be my hero.
     
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  18. Feb 1, 2017 #16
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    Fine work as usual Mr. Ben, fine work. I'm willing to drop the Asian obsession for her.
     
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  19. Feb 1, 2017 #17
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    I got your back amigo.
     
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  20. Feb 1, 2017 #18
    Turk182

    Turk182 Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;4RzfLXzebs4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RzfLXzebs4[/video]
     
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  21. Feb 1, 2017 #19
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    +1
    Her "thigh gap" was waay ahead of its time. Many seeds of middle school Chavez ended up in a tube sock thanks to her and all 3 Charlie's Angles.
     
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  22. Feb 1, 2017 #20
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Aquaman can piss himself to keep exterior hydration level below code red, (look up Richard Pryor after he caught fire - he did the same thing and saved his life - it's a Superhero thang)
     
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