are you a arrogrant surfer?

I'm always pissed off and I've been told I was arrogant, and cocky, and a dcik.

The only time I'm happy is right after I torqued off the face of a beastly wave, wrastled into submission by the deep penetration of my stiff rail.

And then immediately I'm pissed off again. And I hope for their sake everyone around just saw how I manhandled that wave through the mist of shred.


Let's paddle bud

 

Hey canyon man how the fock are ya?

 

Doing pretty good wolf man Hope you are well as well.

 

I am, thank ye goode sir.

 

I feel like there's about 10 of these guys on every beach access from satellite to cocoa. And they're all drunk by 8:00 am.

 

'wayne's apostles'

 

^^^ This

 

Some people are just pissy whiners. I don't let their negativity effect me. As long as I can catch a few ridable waves I'm generally pretty stoked. I've had bad days but I don't piss on other peoples parade. Many years ago I went on a surf trip to Hatteras with a dude who could surf and had a reliable ride (I didn't). It was pumping and all he did was ***** and moan. He wanted to bail earlier than we originally agreed on so I told him he could go I'd find away home. I guess he felt guilty so he just sat on the beach most of the time. Thank god some other friends showed up so I could hang with them. Srsly the best waves and smoke ever and he was being a little b*cth the whole time.

 

whoa whoa whoa there fella.
hello thread?
no bucket of oats for ya till ya get on that.


ps, do you know Jawn? you guys frolic on same barrier islands together?

 

The other think I love is when you check your local break and other surfers checking it give you the stink eye. You have been surfing that spot for years all year long and you have never seen these other surfers but they are giving you the stink eye. That **** cracks me up. Then, they pull out their long boards or fun boards in 5 foot hollow surf.

 

and get their sh1t pushed all the way in

 

Yall keep talking about the "stink eye". When I get to the top of the steps and see waves I couldn't care less if someone gives me the "stink eye". I get my **** and paddle out. If they got a problem with me they'll have to talk to me about it in the water. **** em! Does that make me arrogant?
Someone post a pic of the "stink eye".

 

[video=youtube;hvppoLTg-QY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvppoLTg-QY[/video]

 

Just about every good spot, that is not to hard to get to, has a coffee klatch of washwomen sitting around flapping their gums. It's part of surfing's culture.

You guys find that at least one of them always looks like George Greenough? And usually one of them has a full brush Ned Flanders moustache but not as cool.

 

All the time. I just smile my sh!t eating grin. That gets them wondering.

 

some people think its cool to be in your 30s + and act like your in Jr High School

 

bro.
its the standard.
thanks social media.

 

'an' arrogant surfer...that being said, probably. But, that's because I've been surfing for way too long. And I am arrogant by nature, whether I surfed or not. Suq it.