Arginine for Better Boners

My ex-girlfriend sucked off an ice resurfacing vehicle operator while he played the trombone; he popped a wheeley, which was amusing, but this caused my ex to bite his weener clean off, which we all considered to be a howler, especially the Zamboni operator.

This should clear up any confusion.

 

You young guys really need that stuff??

 

I like having a super vascular weenus.

"Ribbed for *my* pleasure"

 

I don't want the needle. I about yelled myself when I first saw this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y8RUTZ6CKc

 

Awww Dos, I'm sure it's practically painless. You'd probably only feel a little "prick".

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.

 

You're probably gonna have to improvise bro. Use your imagination. Be creative. I'm sure plenty of readily available household products would suffice.

However, you can monitor the relative effectivness of your handiwork with this:

https://www.amazon.com/SpermCheck®-VASECTOMY-2-Test-Kit/dp/B00KTI0JW2

Best of luck to ya.

 

You got a rubber band?

 

#swellboner

 

Damn. There's goes *my* routine.

 

following the science, no doubt lol

I always wanted to be like Peter North and have the ability to shoot ungodly amounts of rope. He said in an interview that he believed his diet might have something to do with it, like veggies and chicken and fish. I highly doubt that eating red meat and chocolate have anything to do with it. I’m sure it’s nothing more than a talent, like painting or golf.

On that note, I’ve shot off some impressive rockets occasionally but I’m prolly destined to be a dribbler.