artisinal Mashmallows?

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by oipaul, Sep 1, 2015.

  1. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

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    Feb 18, 2013
    You should get a free bag of artisinal marshmallows with your $98 Outerknown T-shirt.
     

  2. UserID

    UserID Well-Known Member

    84
    Aug 2, 2013
    Oh, rich people. You so...rich.
     
  3. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    What we have does not define us as human beings. Rich people are perfectly capable of being the scum of the earth. LA writer for an LA paper, no wonder it wreaks of self important douche canoeing.
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    $98 tee shirts instantly qualify anyone as douche canoe asspect.
     
  5. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    332
    Apr 23, 2015
    This tread reminds me of vineard vines. bleah
     
  6. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    "recycled-nylon boardshorts that sell for $125"

    I have several pair of used boardshorts that I will sell for a paltry $75.00, or two pair for $125.00.

    Perfect for surfing and douche canoeing. PM me for details.
     
  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    The shirts look like......normal shirts.



    Like the kind you can get for 10 dorrar.
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    C'mon...you know you bot two, short eyes
     
  9. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    LOL

    Why do you call me short eyes.





    Sigh......Oh how I wish you were at least funny....... you just scream by yourself into the metaphorical valley of this website all day long. What a sad and lonely life.
     
  10. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    It seems he is trying to channel the Patagonia Model. I presume a similar target market. People will buy it. There are plenty of people who can afford a $100 T. Look at the hand bag industry. It has always blown my mind what chics spend on those things! Time will tell if the quality is there. It is hard to sell a premium product at a premium price if the quality is not there. I will stick to TJX and sites like Whiskey Malitia for consumer friendly prices.
     
  11. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    i don't think i've invested $100 total for all the t shirts i've bought in like 5 years. and im good for a pack of six everycouple months.
    i don't care what you put on it. its a Fing t shirt.

    artisinal Mashmallows?

    I think I see them all the time walking around Brooklyn. They live at Urban Outfitters. There the pudgies spilling over in too tight shirts and pants avoiding the sunlight with mismatched clown shoes right?
     
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    lol