ask me anything

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Feb 14, 2016.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    no. we are members of st mark catholic.
     
  2. Panhandler

    Panhandler Well-Known Member

    238
    Oct 27, 2015
    have you seen a white van?
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Where's the beef?
     
  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    yes... never the inside tho

    vans with the bubble window in the back freak me out.
     
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    i got no beef with you dog
     
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Wrong, 1984 slogan for Wendy's. Dammit, now I want a big hamburger!

    Oh yeah, Happy Belated Birthday!
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  8. RyanD

    RyanD Active Member

    27
    May 23, 2014
    If you go to UNCW and decide to stay are you a local?

    If you live in Hawaii and are born Caucasian are you Hawaiian?

    Bigger D-Bag AI or JOB?
     
  9. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    If there is a God as Wayne claims and he can do anything he wants or create anything he wants, can he create a mountain that he cannot move?
    Happy belated birthday homey.
     
  10. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
     
  11. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    ...
     
  12. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Did Santa cheat on the Easter Bunny, with the Tooth Fairy, or was it consensual.
    Also, did he use the same carrot on both of them?
    Also, will he and Mrs Claus get back together after she's done sucking all those candy canes?
     
  13. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Why did I have to come into work today?
     
  14. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    whale jizz

    mostly whale jizz
     
  15. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    gotta pay them bills
     
  16. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    What happens if I don't pay said bills
     
  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    you end up with a beard and a shopping cart and women will not talk to you.

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  18. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Salt in the wound!
    Surfed out from the weekend anyway..!
     
  19. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    1. If they let all of the presidential candidates republican, democrat and independent, fight at once in a steel cage and whoever was left standing at the end was president... Who do you think would be president?

    2. Have you ever banged a hot chick missionary then flipped to doggie only to find out she has an extremely hairy lower back?

    3. If the answer to #2 is yes, How did you proceed? If the answer to #2 is no move on to #4

    4. Bong or Blunt?

    5. Bourbon or Vodka?
     
  20. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
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