ask me anything

Should have labeled the thread "Ax me anything"....but oh well........

Ripping off Metard is really uninspiring, but ok I'm game...

How many beers have you had today?

 

How many hamburger did you have today? What was the total tonnage?

 

Why is it, that measured in liters (aka volume), you poop more than you eat?

 

Is it true, "if you don't use it, you lose it?"
Axing for a friend