Attaching Leashes PROPERLY.

Discussion in 'USA Mainland Surf Forum' started by BradPitted, Sep 17, 2015.

  1. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Yup... a leather strap at one end, and remember where it was attached to the board?.... A hole in the fin!
  2. Bruce Springsuite

    Bruce Springsuite Well-Known Member

    Aug 13, 2015

  3. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Ha, exactly. Do you remember that surf shop on route 36 in the Atlantic Highlands? Eastbound side on the right? That's where I got mine, they plopped the board on a stand, drilled through the base of the fin, tied it on and sent me out the door, lol.
  4. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    This is what has finally convinced me 100% that B-pitted is nothing but a troll with a lot of time on his hands. He definitely actually surfs... and he is quite likely a forum member; otherwise he wouldn't know so easily how to push the forums buttons.

    That shot of his turn on the mellow high tide wave? Probably not him.

    This whole leash fiasco? Definitely made up.

    His initial tattoeed water-tossing tale? Bullsh*t. Of course B-pitted made sure to have his initial story be blasphemous about rule # 1 of surfing. He also created a readily hateable character- someone who is only surfing when traveling for work- thus always a visitor and never a local. He approached the topic by seeking sympathy, rather than solely ranting, thus making the thread (and character) more sustainable (conflicting emotions generate more dialogue than one-sided rants).

    In conclusion, Bradpitted is not real. Stop eating his troll bait and he will go away for good.


    Sep 17, 2013
    slashies on to something
    I think sjb got fed up and is laughing from an alternate account

    he even trolled his nig seldom
  6. mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2014
    I was wondering the same thing. Definitely didn't give it as much thought as you did, but this whole thread seemed too contrived.
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Kinda thougth that myself
  8. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Bradpitted is Donald Trump
  9. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    agreed. the photo thread is too easy to tear apart. consider this my last post in his theads
  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
  11. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  12. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    slow clap..... clap..... clap.... the last horse finally crosses the finish line.

    lol you should go into writing books or screen plays. I have an alternative scenario. I'm interested in seeing things that are surf related issues and content on this site. If you go back and find one of my original posts I even suggest that we make a tips and tricks thread to share some knowledge. The leash issue has always bothered me. the thing comes pre-tied. and people go out of their way to untie it and attach it wrong.

    Sorry for trying to make a helpful suggestion on attaching a surfboard leash. In real life you might find BradPitted to be a little weird but Im a straight shooter even if it means being social awkward at times.
  13. biff22

    biff22 Well-Known Member

    Dec 28, 2011
    Either way he's a jerkoff. At home, in the water, and here.
  14. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    go on.... why am I a jerkoff? You don't even know me. Is it because you imagine yourself as that dbag neo nazi surf turd that I regulated? Im just one of those guys who plays fair until you start being a d&ck. too many times aggression and intimidation sour a surf session. I've been to enough spots on the east coast to have enough of it.
    Last edited: Sep 18, 2015
  15. jgrif22

    jgrif22 Member

    Apr 27, 2007
    Brad, Just let it go man. No one cares about your leash etiquette.

    As long as a leash is worn, and you aren't dropping in on anyone, no one cares. On another note, if Im paddling out and I see an unmanned board getting washed in bc some joepro didnt wear a leash, I'm not snagging it for him. That thing can get hung up on the rocks, pier...whatever.
  16. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    See...I suspected you where trolling too. Why is your leash on your right leg in Avatar? Where you surfing regular foot that day?
  17. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Understatement Of The Year
  18. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    my avatar just like 99.99% of everyone else's is not a picture of me. But the picture I posted "out on the shoulder" is a screen cap from a video that I have of me. And no I'm not going to post the video.
  19. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Good save.... Good save.....


    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    My avi8tor, thanks to you, is now really me... or at least my bored and an outline of me immediately after taking it on the head. so, thanks for that...