Attention all swellinfo guys

Hey,

I'm in some weird state of limbo where I can get on sometimes, and sometimes I get a message that I'm banned.

I don't know.

Of course I've politely threatened Mr. Swellinfo Guy to lift my ban, but he just has it in for me, even though I make his website better. Damn the nigga should give me twenty bucks, not bannings. But some day, some day I will ban him from something or somewhere. There's all types in this world, and the NJSURFER42's and Live4truth's of the world have their hero.

Ahhh, Mee Chu....Mee Chu Skloot........

Anyways, I don't know. I've just lost my mojo lately. And only God knows where I'll end up....

But I want to let y'all know that I love each and every single one of you guys.

This has to be the best online assembly of characters ever. It has to be.

You guys should all be proud of yourselves. I know I am.

I mean this place has extra-polite beginners who offer pizza..........

A Californian genius who hails from Texas. " Texas, man.......Texas" (Dallas Winston)......

It has a dude who picks-up kids in vans to take them surfing......

It has Archy - a guy who hangs around New Jersey pro surfers and is scared of airplanes flying overhead......and fights with a scientific guy who makes beer.

It has Yankee, a Northern wiz kid who has transformed into a semi-southern gentleman, yet is full of venom and hate.......How ironic......

It has an intelligent, articulate beginner who rushes 8-10 reef breaks on his first session, and scares wahines from his Hull, MA beachfront home, when he's not riding a skateboard....

It has Seldom Seen.........

It's created legends who shoot the Ventnor Pier in humble Southern New Jersey while infuriating cripples and do-gooders along the way.

It has a guy from Florida who wakes-up too early and dreams of living on the east coast....

It has a dude from Vag Beach who has ghosts who steal his weed and hides his bowls....

Listen, I could go on.....and don't be offended if I didn't mention you...........But space does not allow it. Trust me, I dig you, too.

It's too bad that the moderators take this stuff a bit too seriously at times.......

Surfers don't ban people on internet sites..........

And this place wouldn't be the same without people like MIS and Doug, and the uptight ones like NJSURFER42.

This place has the perfect mix of everything and everybody, and sometimes a humble guy from North Jersey, who doesn't use paragraphs, puts everything into proper perspective....

 

Nahh, I've been reflective for a while.......

I hate everything that I am doing right now.

I'm too scared to follow my dreams, and I'm being stagnated and dying inside a little more each day doing what I'm doing......

Ever since I got responsible, I became less likely to take risks......

And that just ain't me......

I don't believe in what I do for employment. I hate the whole phony, useless, incompetent system....

 

Oh, I'm not crying or anything. Actually, I'm just disappointed in the wuss I've become. Like, I've lost my swagger. Like, I'm afraid of the police these days........I feel, almost, black.......

Kids, never quit doing drugs.....

Baddy with a Trailer.......I don't like 3rd world countries......And I'm a cold weather person.

Actually, I HATE third world countries. Can't stand them. Hey, if you live in a mud hut DO NOT REPRODUCE. Thank you. If you are the cradle of civilization, then how come you still don't have your act together?

And you Americans who travel to places like Liberia........What are you people....nuts !?!

Like, I'd take Fish Shacks over G-Land.

Fish Shacks is a right point in eastern Canada, by the way..........

God, I dig Nova Scotia.

 

Listen, call me what you will........

I can not handle working some boring job.........and doing it day-after-day..........for the next twenty years.

I can't do it.

And contrary to what that sounds like or what some may think, I'm very diligent at work. I do a good friggin job. I don't have a bad attitude.

But 6 months in to this one and I'm just over it. I even like the people I work with which is unheard of....

I just ain't normal.

And I just can't hack the routine of a normal 9-5.

I'm not lazy.

I am just a free spirit. A real one.....

But I also like showers and beds.......

I am completely tortured in me head aboot everything. Tortured.

Ha ha..............what are we doing here? What the hell is this existence?

 

That's not why I get booted. I always get booted after someone fights with me.....

I get booted and nothing happens to them.

I ain't the only white boy who talks aboot drugs on here.......

We're surfers, we are all on drugs....

Real surfers do drugs......

 

I don't snap anymore.

I'm a calmer, more boring version of myself these days....

Except for politics....haven't gotten that one under control, yet......

Plus, I've also realized that I like all of you guys on here. Yeah, I might not agree with everyone...but I like all of you.

Yeah, I had a problem where I think everybody should think like I do.....I've kind of gotten that under control....except for politics......I still hate republicans...

Oh and I hate Muslims too.

Jeez, I'm turning so soft that I even feel bad using the word, "Hate."

Seldom, I think Jeremiah has gotten to me.....shoot next I'll be eating vegan and doing yoga...talking aboot fair-trade, organic products....

Please kill me if that happens.....