Back again for another season; Would like pointers :)

Can you make me a piece?

 

friend in kayak. . .meet him in the lineup and burn it down. double ziplock bag and dry hands and your good to go. wind is the only problem

 

I'm probably one of the few that actually likes the Gruvinator on here!

He seems like a pretty cool dude.

 

man, surfing is all about balls. You want the biggest balls possible. How do you get big balls? Smash them so they swell up. Big swollen throbbing testies are what you need to pull you right down the face and into the pit.

 

I suppose if the conditions were right you could anchor a kayak far outside enough from a potential clean up set and keep everything stored there...kinda have it like a floating dock. Maybe I won't sell my kayak that I never use.

 

^^^ Someone gets it

 

That was magical.

 

Gruvyyyyyyyyyyy. YES! Welcome back my man!
Really any exercise for your triceps to put it simplest. Wing lifts with your dumbells. No assumptions, but if you're a little on the heavier side, drop weight. Less you weigh, better you paddle. Seen guys kill themselves to get stronger instead of getting lighter.

The forum just got so better.

 

Your not a real person and everybody knows it.

 

This is the most important post ever to grace this website. Ahh man I'm starting to tear up.

THIS is what surfing is aboot. Man, you don't ax for exercise tips on a website. You don't ax for advice from God knows who on a website. Jeez, most of these guys might live in Annapolis or Pittsburgh for all you know.

You go out there and smoke as much as you can and learn from experience. See, some straight laced dudes might not get it, but before you can truly understand the ways of the ocean you have to be so far into your own world that you can actually look at yourself from the outside. Then you'll know. Then you'll never have to ax another wetsuit question on an internet site again.

 

And there we have it folks, this concludes this week's episode of "What surfing is all about"

 

I really live in Idaho, Kansas.

 

F @#$ !!!!! MOTHER#$#@ !!!!!! S^%$

Man I've been getting cocky-ass responses today and I'm plumb sick of it. Why, oh why do people try and hurt me?

THAT'S IT !!!! I'm deactivating and never coming on here again.

Getting wise at me because of ZaGaf's post is ridiculous. Look at today's thread, "This morning" or whatever it is aboot the drop in, collision and near beach fight. That wouldn't have happened if there was happy smoke involved........

Oh man, DPS, one day you're nice to me, and the next you're a big ol' meany guy. I've had it. I've already spent thousands on therapy because of people on this site. I can't take it anymore.

I'm leaving. Bye.................

 

Take it easy sunshine, wasn't jabbing at you, was actually agreeing with you and promoting your life lesson to Gruvi and the others who don't konw what it's all about yet. You and ZaGaffer nailed it. Now back away from the ledge, it aint worth it...

 

Seriously, we're all worried about you.

 

Dawn Patrol SUP

Since I'm not sure if you get that I was joking and making fun of the dudes who run away and cry when they get the business, I better make it clear. Because you are actually one of the smarter, mo clever dudes on here, I can just imagine what others may think.

To some's dismay that was just a joke. Real surfers and real New Jersey people never back down to nothin'.

Awww shucks we are just getting way to off topic here. I mean, it must be impossible for someone to find out how to lift weights without consulting the peanut gallery on Swellinfo.com. I'm sorry we all went off topic here. Let's get back to exercise suggestions for the summer time shredder...........

 

Glad we don't have to call the suicide prevention hotline, i've seen how these "GOOD BYE SWELLINFO" posts can go, it's not pretty.

 

Actually,

I am not one to tell people what to post on here, and I really don't know too much aboot the whole Gruvi saga. I do know that people like to get at him, and before I thought they might just be meany guys looking for an easy target......

But, I reckon it gets old. Every summer axing for stupid basic tips. Playing the role of the completely clueless beginner.

Dude, maybe you should come up with a new gimmick. You know, advance your character year-by-year. Maybe act like the ever-growing, cocky novice who thinks he's better than he is......or something else, man. If you were serious aboot these exercise "tips" you should have axed last September. Not much good now that "surfing season" is already upon us..........

Come on, man, advance your game.

 

But the peanut gallery from king kiwi might come in handy if he were to show up. I'm sure cutting down a giant tree then just throwing it into the water might be the perfect pre-surf routine before surfing a giant log.