Back again for another season; Would like pointers :)

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by gruvi, Jun 14, 2013.

  1. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    Can you make me a piece?
     
  2. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    friend in kayak. . .meet him in the lineup and burn it down. double ziplock bag and dry hands and your good to go. wind is the only problem
     

  3. surfordie

    surfordie Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2010
    I'm probably one of the few that actually likes the Gruvinator on here!

    He seems like a pretty cool dude.
     
  4. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    man, surfing is all about balls. You want the biggest balls possible. How do you get big balls? Smash them so they swell up. Big swollen throbbing testies are what you need to pull you right down the face and into the pit.
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I suppose if the conditions were right you could anchor a kayak far outside enough from a potential clean up set and keep everything stored there...kinda have it like a floating dock. Maybe I won't sell my kayak that I never use.
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    ^^^ Someone gets it
     
  7. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    That was magical.
     
  8. OC&SC-83

    OC&SC-83 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 25, 2011
    Gruvyyyyyyyyyyy. YES! Welcome back my man!
    Really any exercise for your triceps to put it simplest. Wing lifts with your dumbells. No assumptions, but if you're a little on the heavier side, drop weight. Less you weigh, better you paddle. Seen guys kill themselves to get stronger instead of getting lighter.

    The forum just got so better.
     
  9. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    Thanks OC, and my weight is on good side. Usually I get ripped mid summer after several paddles out. :) I just need to get those endurance muscles in shape while I am out of water, and I was seeking as much input as I can get, then break it all down into a concise program that fits the surfing muscles :)
     
  10. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Your not a real person and everybody knows it.
     
  11. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    This is the most important post ever to grace this website. Ahh man I'm starting to tear up.

    THIS is what surfing is aboot. Man, you don't ax for exercise tips on a website. You don't ax for advice from God knows who on a website. Jeez, most of these guys might live in Annapolis or Pittsburgh for all you know.

    You go out there and smoke as much as you can and learn from experience. See, some straight laced dudes might not get it, but before you can truly understand the ways of the ocean you have to be so far into your own world that you can actually look at yourself from the outside. Then you'll know. Then you'll never have to ax another wetsuit question on an internet site again.
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    And there we have it folks, this concludes this week's episode of "What surfing is all about"
     
  13. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I really live in Idaho, Kansas.
     
  14. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    F @#$ !!!!! MOTHER#$#@ !!!!!! S^%$

    Man I've been getting cocky-ass responses today and I'm plumb sick of it. Why, oh why do people try and hurt me?

    THAT'S IT !!!! I'm deactivating and never coming on here again.

    Getting wise at me because of ZaGaf's post is ridiculous. Look at today's thread, "This morning" or whatever it is aboot the drop in, collision and near beach fight. That wouldn't have happened if there was happy smoke involved........

    Oh man, DPS, one day you're nice to me, and the next you're a big ol' meany guy. I've had it. I've already spent thousands on therapy because of people on this site. I can't take it anymore.

    I'm leaving. Bye.................
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Take it easy sunshine, wasn't jabbing at you, was actually agreeing with you and promoting your life lesson to Gruvi and the others who don't konw what it's all about yet. You and ZaGaffer nailed it. Now back away from the ledge, it aint worth it...
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Seriously, we're all worried about you.
     
  17. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Dawn Patrol SUP

    Since I'm not sure if you get that I was joking and making fun of the dudes who run away and cry when they get the business, I better make it clear. Because you are actually one of the smarter, mo clever dudes on here, I can just imagine what others may think.

    To some's dismay that was just a joke. Real surfers and real New Jersey people never back down to nothin'.

    Awww shucks we are just getting way to off topic here. I mean, it must be impossible for someone to find out how to lift weights without consulting the peanut gallery on Swellinfo.com. I'm sorry we all went off topic here. Let's get back to exercise suggestions for the summer time shredder...........
     
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Glad we don't have to call the suicide prevention hotline, i've seen how these "GOOD BYE SWELLINFO" posts can go, it's not pretty.
     
  19. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Actually,

    I am not one to tell people what to post on here, and I really don't know too much aboot the whole Gruvi saga. I do know that people like to get at him, and before I thought they might just be meany guys looking for an easy target......

    But, I reckon it gets old. Every summer axing for stupid basic tips. Playing the role of the completely clueless beginner.

    Dude, maybe you should come up with a new gimmick. You know, advance your character year-by-year. Maybe act like the ever-growing, cocky novice who thinks he's better than he is......or something else, man. If you were serious aboot these exercise "tips" you should have axed last September. Not much good now that "surfing season" is already upon us..........

    Come on, man, advance your game.
     
  20. Indirect

    Indirect Active Member

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    Apr 22, 2013

    But the peanut gallery from king kiwi might come in handy if he were to show up. I'm sure cutting down a giant tree then just throwing it into the water might be the perfect pre-surf routine before surfing a giant log.