Sounds like he's doing a swell job. Might as well just call the cops again. You'll be able to renew your lease because he'll have a restraining order eventually.
Go get some plain gelatin, Not Jello, It has to be clear! So then go down there and act like you want to make nice! Ask to use the bathroom and dump the gelatin into the toilet. Stir with his toothbrush and leave. Next time he goes to do his business, he has jello in his toilet. Make sure to applogize again as you are leaving, maybe even offer to take him out for a beer to let the jello set.
2 choices, call the cops back and let them handle it, or go downstairs and grab the dude by the throat (squeezing very hard), and slam his head into the wall, or punch him in the stomach, should not leave a mark.
Do you think he's on some homo emo forum message board right now complaining about his A-hole surfer neighbor? Although this is good I'd really like to see what he's saying about it. Is there an emoticon for androgenous tears?
I had a similar bit opposite neighbor issue last year. I live on the second floor. over a year ago, a mexican couple with like 4 kids moved in below my gf and I. we never party or anything, but this mexican went to work landscaping at 5 am. he started coming upstairs banging on my door at night. telling me he could here my water running. or hear my dog walking. after the 3rd or 4th time;i was like look ****er. we are quiet as mice. he came upstairs and *****ed at my gf in spanish and scared her while I was at work. when I got home, I knocked on his door and told him that if he ever knocked on my door again, for any reason. even if he just walks up the stairs that I would knock his teeth out and hospitalize him and that if he thinks we r loud to call the cops because they will laugh at him. I called the front desk at my apt. and told them that he scared my gf and that if he so much as gets within 10 feet of our unit that I would physically remove him. they agreed and I never heard a peep from them again. they moved out 3 moths later. awkward 3 months. the real threat of physical violence always works with *****es like them
i think hes scared or something cause he hasnt been in his apartment for the last few days...finally. peace and quiet
YES! FTW he yelled "move your ****ing car its not ****ing rocket science" at me for parking my car in back and accidently blocking his car. soo im gonna print out a bunch of pictures of rockets and science since he knows soo much of the subject and litter his apartment with it then launch a barrage of bottle rockets in the middle of the night outside his window
Buy some clam chowder in a can... Buy some clam chowder in a can...like alot...mix with the sulfur from an opened, but not used fart bomb, and put it at the front of his door. Or, just put a simple "you will have some "visitors" at 5:30" card on his doorknob with some red paint on it. BEST ONE YET: this one is easy: universal remote, stand outside his window, point at t.v., continue for as long as it takes...and do it on and off, not continuously, to scare the shi+ outta him.
Heres a few good ones.... Step One: Take a picture of him Step Two: Get his home phone number, cell phone number, and address Step Three: Make a post in the "males seeking males" section of craigslist explaining that you (he) is looking for casual gay sex. Include a picture and all his contact info. Use the aforementioned picture and make some "Help stop this convicted sex offender" flyers and post them all around the neighborhood. That should get his ass kicked. Remove the lugnuts from at least one of his tires. He'll get the joke after a quarter mile. If he leaves his windows open drop some small fish in his back seat. Go to the pet store and buy a few dozen white mice and get them into his apartment. I wouldnt do this unless you plan on moving out SOON. Mice reproduce at an exponential rate It sounds like this punk needs to be screwed with. Personally I like the craigslist prank or the sex offender prank but whatever you do, enjoy it!
