Ben Gravy needs your help

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by CuckNorris, Jul 19, 2018.

  1. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    Ben would like to show up at your local spot and cut you off as many times as he can possible. So it has come time for the swellinfo community to stand up against this thuggish bully who is an convicted criminal. I have seen in a few of his last vlogs posted of him purposely running guys over and laughing about it like it was a joke. It's time now that all his vlogs become unsuccessful by everyone on swellinfo burning him on every wave possible to send a strong message to this big bad bully. Or whoever seems to want to throw hands with him on his vlog would be accepted too. Let's get this criminal out of the water to make the ocean a safer place.
    - For the dream
     
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  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Oh boy, there’s a lot of BG lovers on here. This should get interesting. :D
     

  3. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    Rule 1 for making someone's vlogs unsuccessful: stop doing his marketing for him.
     
  4. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    864
    Jul 13, 2016
    where does this maniac ride? i'll grab the shovel, like a small blue beach shovel. then we'll see who gets the last laugh
     
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  5. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    603
    Nov 16, 2016
    Bens the man. Go watch your wife, cuck
     
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  6. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

    541
    Feb 7, 2013
    I wish Ben Gravy would come to my break because that would mean there was a wave worth surfing.

    I don't care if he tries to run me over because that would mean there was a wave worth surfing.

    Get over it Dude.
     
  7. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Personally not a Gravy fan, but I don't watch his videos and I don't obsess about what he does for a living. In short, I really don't give a shit.

    But I would be interested in knowing if he is indeed a "convicted criminal".

    Got source?
     
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  8. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    He's a good kid. His brother Hob is nuts in a good way as well. He surfs at South Jetty Bill's break sometimes. Hummmm.
     
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  9. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Cuck, you seem like a cool newby and all, but this thread shares an overwhelming similarity to the Clownface Vs. Herlihy threads.

    Entertaining for sure, but kinda self-serving
     
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  10. Sir_Ballyhoo

    Sir_Ballyhoo Well-Known Member

    609
    Mar 8, 2018
    The Real Chuck Norris would not be asking for help. He would kick the stink right out of the lineup himself.
     
  11. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Shhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  12. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    The pot of shhhhiiiiiiteee is starting to get stirred.
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  13. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Not trying to stir the pot or nuthun buuuutt... I find it highly suspect that everyone hates snakes and burners but when it’s the cool guy snaking and burning it’s all ok and everybody laughs....
    Me? I wait them to be on dry land and then call them on it - Back off Warchild
     
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  14. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Seen a few of his vlogs and I agree - and I’ve never seen him slapchop anyone in them but ive seen a lot of other vids and compilations where it’s pretty crazy and they put one scene where someone burns a known good surfer and they get called out for it but I’ve also seen Medina totally snake a wave and cause the victim to eat a big barrel of monkey shit and everybody laughs it off .... me, I’m like that marvel comic guy Flame On whenit comes to my peaks - stay outta my way homie or I’ll switchback cut you with my sharpened fins and powerful wake.
     
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  15. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    713
    Oct 30, 2008
    I dont understand why folks take to social media to start a crusade against someone. If you got an issue then suggest you handle it yourself. Note: i am not advocating violence. Simply trying to communicate that if you got a personal issue why not address it directly.
     
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  16. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Looks like Photoshop bruh
     
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  17. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    Ok well who would you put your money on to win a fight at Southside Inlet if it were to go down? Colin or Ben?
     
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  18. CuckNorris

    CuckNorris Well-Known Member

    93
    Jul 7, 2018
    No it's real I think lol.
     
  19. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Lolz you killin me dude
     
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  20. Sir_Ballyhoo

    Sir_Ballyhoo Well-Known Member

    609
    Mar 8, 2018
    Being able to tell if photoshop is at play is getting a wee bit harder these days....but this right here?...Nigga please.
     
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