Best get outta work to surf excuses!!!

I don't have a real job yet although I'm getting there so some of these ideas I'll have to remember. At the moment I don't go into work til 11 so I usually can surf for a few hours before work. But on days were it's really good or is supposed to get good later in the day I'll just make sure I got some food in my stomach and chug a Gatorade then throw up. Iv gotten pretty good. I'll run to a garbage can and throw up in front of someone. I get told to go home without even asking

 

The fact that your purposely and false-fully vomit in front of other people is awesome.

 

just go in late/or go in and get someone to call and say you have a emergency to take care of.