Best Place to learn to Swimme

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    The best place to learn to swimme is in the water.

    I can't ever remember not being able to swimme. My parent's first house had a pool. I was probably in the ocean since I could walk. Swimming lessons every summer at the community pool into my early teens (Jr. Lifesaving, yay).

    I've never understood how anybody does not know how to swimme. To me it has always been just a natural thing to do. Kinda like reading or perhaps even walking.

    And I always remember to bring a towel. 100% cottonne. Always.
     
  2. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    FLAILING! floats till he was old enough to drive, and enough sunscreen to reverse the sun's rays and cause global warming.
     

  3. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    lmfao. Old TV and John Wayne rules.
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Time to re-apply

    And heat rash, from the wrong cottone stylee.

    If only he had seen my acute contact dermatitis thread.
     
  5. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    this is close to Frost. Make sure your premiums are paid up.JK [​IMG]
     
  6. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    What happened to southern hospitability? I'll return you the HALF bag of cheesy poofs you had.... Unbelievable, what's next "Towelie you owe me for the weed you smoked?"
    Oh... Crap, I guess u didn't check your stash yet.. Disregard

    Besides, how do I even know that was your house?
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Now THATA was a good laugh. Good one DosXX!!
     
  8. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    www.dailymotion.com/.../xjmph9_crazy-party-girls-at-playboy-s-beach- house_na

    Yo Frost. When you learn to swimme you get to go to partys like this!‎

     
  9. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Ok. You can have the cheesy poofs for being the idear behind this tread.

    Hey wait... You bogied my dro?

    Dude.

    I think I said earlier (other tread) that I'm studyin for a whiz test... so my dro WAS gatherin dust, but I coulda saved it for later.

    coulda...

    It was killer wasn't it?

    TGIF :p
     
  10. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I am too! 5 Days clean and I've never been angrier!!!!!
    I use QClearCarbo from GNC - Passed my test at Resorts & Hilton in AC a few years back. No problem after being clean only a week
     
  11. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I'm certainly not anti, but I definitely don't miss that aspect of it!
     
  12. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I have intestine issues. And Anger issues. Helps with both!
     
  13. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    No doubt, all good, have at it.
    Meditation, and reading "The Untethered Soul" by Michael A Singer would go a long way helping you with those things too. Seriously.
     
  14. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    what was?
     
  15. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Making my through "power of habit". I'll have to give that a look next. Good looks Doug.
     
  16. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    :rolleyes:
     
  17. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Dangit!

    We had SIX inches of rain here yesterday. MUCHO runoff, and cooties in the water today. It was small, but glassy. Hadda go bodysurfin, for 3 hrs. It was gorgeous out there. Of course, my innards are a little f'd up for tonight. Ginger beer (non alkiehol version) will have to do.

    Ren and Stimpy ain't nearly as funny with ginger soft drinks.
     
  18. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  19. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    ^^^ drowning sure looks messy...
     
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    does anybody know where they have Olympic size swimming pools in new jersey,the ones that get like 24' deep and have high diving boards?been trying to find one for a minute