http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...-told-student-to-lick-me-where-i-fart-w440834 If Wayne ever posts again lick me where I fart will be my reply.
From the article: Both were initially canned after a janitor said he spotted them having a naked romp in a classroom at James Madison High School in November of 2009. The custodian ran and got a school safety agent, who testified that she looked into the classroom "and saw a blonde haired woman" — Mauro — and "a brunette haired woman" — Brito — who were "naked from the waists up. She insisted she saw their breasts and nipples." Pretty sure this is the opening scene to something I caught on p0rnhub last week. Janitor should have parlayed this into a 3way, we all know Scobey would have.
The least the janitor could've done was wait until they started scissoring furiously before calling the Safety Monitor.
Yoga teacher counts right?? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...arty-produces-epic-trial-and-bizarre-defense/
Yoga...yeah, wonderful....on my plane trip to CR earlier this year, plane is full of yoga girls going to some yoga camp. Most are airheads, vacuous brainless idiots. On the way back, they all smelled horribly. One sitting across the plane aisle starts to converse with me. I told her, "You smell like ****. Did you shower even once this past week, pig?". She looked at me, not believing what I just said. She shrunk into her chair and said not one more word to me the whole 4 hour flight home. Thank god; what a pig......
Now, one of the boy's parents at the bar mitvah owned the yoga studio where she worked and also paid for the implants. Then, he invites her to the party and boys ask to see the implants. I'm sure the adult told the kids about the implants. Something is missing from the story. Maybe this adult had some ideas about her coming to the party.
