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One time (at band camp) I started pissing, a wave came my way, I paddled and caught the wave and kept pissing as I stood and dropped in. It was majestic.

 

Dude you'll like this story. I think i told it once on here.

So it was hurricane or TS Albert. 3 or 4 years ago? Im sitting out there with a older guy im friends with. And i had to pee. So i started peeing. Then this set came through. Right to me. Started paddling and still peeing, although i stopped before the drop. Late steep drop. Great wave. So i paddle back out next to the older dude. And he's says somthing like "oh man i could see the trail of piss as you paddled for that one". At the time i didn't realize, but he was making a joke. Like it was a scary wave that would make you piss yourself. He didn't actually see me peeing. It was a joke. But i knew i was peeing. So in my mind im confused and thinking he saw my pee. So i started laughing and mentioned how i thought i was being secretive peeing out the back and how i had to cut it short to make the drop...... the look on this guy's face was priceless. "Wait, you were actually peeing? I was just kidding"......."oh. Yeah. Me too"

 

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