The story goes like this. Im out surfing my local spot, swishers. All of the sudden a wave pops up so I lay on my board and paddle, but i discover that the wave is not the only thing that popped up... During the period of waiting for a wave, I had developed a massive stiffy. Have you ever gotten a big 'ol woody while wearing a 6/5/4 ??? Not the most comfortable situation. Anyway, the stiffy punctured my wetsuit causing cold water to engulf my tip. How do I stop this from happening? Should I have a board custom made for me with a hole in it so my stiffy can just slide into it? cool:
That question needs to be asked of Fun, he's still passenger status in waynetheinsaaaaaaane's windowless white van of duct tape, doom & Gregorian chants. How Fun ever managed to evade curfew and those parental controls on his computer is impressive.
Start riding a sponge, they call those guys d!ck draggers, right? The drag will help you get deeper in the tube.
