Biggest lurker on SI has to be

Well I've decided to fight fuego con fuego...just stalked ORourke...he's a surf kayaker, maybe that's why he's silent?

 

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WBF in da house!

 

Good work agent EMass! What's the lurker's agenda? Maybe we all get free fins? Free Bibles?

#FREEMETARDNOW!

 

Free bibles?!?! WOO HOO

 

I love this! On the can, with commitment! LMAO I can see the airline flight, you're in the can... "plop" and then Macho Man Randy Savage "Yee-AA!!!" You come out the door into the aisle, someone looks at you like "WTF?" and you're like, "Damn Straight!" Either that, or it's like that early SNL skit, when John Belushi (who we lost too soon) was there, and it's a superhero party. Belushi was The Hulk. He comes outa the can after a Hulk Dump, people are wincing, and he's like "Do NOT go in THERE!"

A dump with commitment. Gotta love it.

Don't change, dude.

Life is good.

 

lerk

 

It is optional.

 

A new one for the SI glossary: Hulk Dump. LMAO dudes! This $hit is too funny.

 

I got as far as reading as this on this thread before I LOST MY EFFING MIND!!!!

WBF! Why, oh, why "slide on"? I suggest "slide in" because that is oh…so nice…

You are only one letter away! It is like the naggers thing from South Park y'all. Who wants to take that out of context? I am going to make a purchase from a merchant like a good child of capitalism.

Am I trolling here? Am I not trolling here?

Who else here is drinking more now that the waves have been absent? That could be it.

WHo will sign with bust in? Reminds me of busting airs. Sounds sinful. Your thoughts Wayne?
That guy was very anti-KureBeachSurfer. KureBeachSurfer, you lost a lot of support when you said chest high or 6 foot was the biggest you have ever done. I like what you did for those debilitated folks. If I see anyone else talk smack on you, I will attack them internetally because I am making you my protectorate. We go all 187 internet style. I will finally get banned and I am just the nicest guy. The only thing that sucks about that is I am A.D.D. about getting on this site. "Hey, he posts a lot this week." Yeah, but I might stop for a month in 4 minutes. If you need me, show up to the VB fishing pier with a rusty lead pipe and 4 balloons. That way, I will know it is you and we can go all Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on some effers. I don't appreciate the Gruesome Gary-ness of that. I still think the SHREDmachine and his alter-egos is/are a trip.

Slide in.

 

IS this what a troll does????



[video=youtube;yd_sKPCqMNw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_sKPCqMNw[/video]

Oh WooPs…

Slide in

 

seldom? seldom? SELDOM?
(uh-oh)

and i thot trolls lived under bridges and ate things like billy goats gruff.

 

Safe and sound baddy

 

I love that song "Berzerker" from clerks.

Berzerker!!!
My love for you is like a truck!
Berzerker!
I want to go make f@ck!

 

[video=youtube;_nnztYvPEiM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nnztYvPEiM[/video]

He has his own band, fock you yankee blue jeans

did he say making fock?

 

"on"

WBF

 

I'm not lurkin'.
I got big hands and little buttons.

 

Well Well Well . Looks like the regulars are all @ the "conspiracy" nerd bar again . WTF are you talking about "gay mass "? Are you insane or are just such a loser you actually sat down and searched for SI secret troll operatives ?!

 

Oh I forgot he "blocked "himself from seeing me. Sissy. Can someone please tell the butt nut that big burger boy still knows he's a kook and that yes he is being watched by the trolls and they may be coming for him and his "stop pads" and 42 kelly slater posters .