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Conspiracy theories, again brownturdmeatbuoy?

Here's your deal: got laid off your last job, living on the taxpayer dime, waiting for your detox apptmts, swilling some cheap ass jizz while your fat pudgy POS douche canoe self tries to blame mommy for being a ho selling her pasty cheeks for her next fix.

Such a wackadoodle. You can't afford another ER visit to pull the suffocated gerbils outta your expanded rectal cavity.

Surf's up! not that you would know anything about that topic.

 

That's messed up dude. Cheerleader jokes?!? Did you search for generic college jokes?

Mom and dad jokes are the best!
Were you raped or molested as a child? That's my theory on you with all the semen and incest talk.

 

good one Clemson

 

I am actually laughing now cause you 2 ball swallowers are funny . Btw don't ever reference $$ with me . I make more than you two cubical lifers put together .

 

keeping an eye open for her.

 

Well that was a gay reply

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa don't make me laugh you uneducated almost flunked out of HS moron. I can pretty much assure you my income dwarfs the piddling hourly wage you make flipping burgers at White Castle.