Bill?

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by DonQ, Jun 20, 2015.

  1. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Will bill leave us any scraps? Enters the gulf coast and leaves a lot of rain in his wake. Probably nothing to get worked up about but may get some leftovers from this exiting LP. Im ready for anything.
     
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That very unreliable forecast site, Swellinfo, says NH is to get a swell of 4.5ft/7secs. Ooooo, what a giant wave!!
    Actually, better than what we have now....nothing/flat.
     

  3. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Take anything you can get. July and August should really suck then. Sounds like NH is the place to go die!
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    For a surfer, NH is equivalent to a coffin during the summer. Winter is marginally better.
    Only good item are all the french girls running around on the beach waiting for an american to pick them up. But seeing as how most american guys nowadays are more interested in other men, most of those girls return to Quebec after a very lonely vacation.
     
  5. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Just curious Barry. Obviously, you like to surf, so what what keeps you there? For a guy that has lived in PR with beautiful tropical waters how did you ever end up in Surf-less land, and why do you stay? Seems to me it has made you cranky in your years, man. Even if we get a bump, get out there. It will do wonders for your emotional stability.
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Family keeps me here, and quality of life is great as well. Surfing is a secondary issue for me. I came up here to go to school, picked up one of those french girls and ended up marrying her, and raised family here. Also, had a great job here for 35 years. Life is good....
    As for being cranky....FOCK off!!!! hahahaha!! just kidding of course.
     
  7. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Yeah Barry listen to the Don

    I also suggest smoking a little PCP..you know it does a great job of getting one loose

    Hey I'm totally pumped Bill might give us some 3ft new Jerseyian..SJB swell

    Until then sexual conflicts and the tears of young children are the only things that sound inviting
     
  8. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    o barry
     
  9. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Yeah Barry listen to the Don

    I also suggest smoking a little PCP..you know it does a great job of getting one loose

    Hey I'm totally pumped Bill might give us some 3ft new Jerseyian..SJB swell

    Until then sexual conflicts and the tears of young children are the only things that sound inviting
     
  10. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Bill, Please don't show up. We are very content with nothingness for the rest of the summer. I know you want to bring us a small gift, but it sounds like nobody will be around when you arrive. I understand your stay will be very short and it just won't be appreciated. We have better things to do. Hope you understand. Don
     
  11. daeggman

    daeggman Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    im actually pretty pumped for tomorrow... easily be able to surf until 9 pm
     
  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Perfect attempt to "un-jinx" and clear the way for some waves.
    However cynical, I endorse it!!
     
  13. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    o barry
     
  14. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    o barry
     
  15. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    hahahahah barry o
     
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    barry o barry o
     
  17. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    [video=youtube;Hkro_SHAmKU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkro_SHAmKU[/video]
     
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Dudes...I am flattered you all care so much for me!!
    Aww, golly shucks......
     
  19. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    golly shucks really

    o barry
     
  20. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Barry, you're Puerto Rican?

    I missed the whole "I'm from Puerto Rico - that means I surfed el burro mas macho waves" story, I guess.

    June to August you take what you can get. Hey, we could live on a lake.....like Lake Michigan or something.