Body vs mind

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    It's been awhile. Boy, the ocean sure looks nice...feels good to feel like a surfer again.

    Mind surf the right. Oh boy, I know I'm not as good as I was but I just need one or two to show I still got it. Wow that right is looking fun.

    Put my wetsuit but forget to take my boxers off. I'm lucky I made it here physically. No way I can take my suit off and ok again. Those few extra pounds and deteriorating muscles will hit you quick and you know that. Gotta save your energy for the waves.

    Cold. Wow this wetsuit is miserable. Hm, the board used to float on top of the water not in it.

    Paddling out easy. Ok boss time to show em your decent. Here comes a right. Oh wow I'm about to get a good one. Wait what do I do again?

    Paddle deeper and get a sick one. No no go shoulder. You hardly surf anymore remember.

    Not on the shoulder but not deep enough.

    Hmmm over the falls sucks more than it used to.

    You'll get em next wave.

    -An hour later-

    Call it bud you're done.

    Looked nice out there. Felt good to be in the water.

    Fk you you kook. Ha you call that surfing. Next time maybe hit a spot with 0 people instead of 4.

    Ah I used to surf the most crowded lineups anywhere. Biggest waves. This is nothing.

    Hit the car man. Youre done for the day.

    And hit the gym amd stop crushing beers too fatty.
     
  2. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    so people take off the boxers when wearing wetsuites??serious fukin question lol I have never taken my boxers off.

    sounds like ur just getting old.it happens.im young but too old lol.im young at heart,body is different.

    just remember,ur body gives up before ur mind does.

    and listen to some music to pump u up like "eye of the tiger"..it helps getting u out on a scary day,doesnt help ur surfing tho
     

  3. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

    378
    Sep 18, 2014
    When surfing, as in life, if your wearing underwear, you're doing it wrong.
     
  4. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    I just cut them off bc I couldn't bear to take the suite off again. I'm only 27 but I'm done some serious damage to myself thru booze. Also I only surfed like 5 times this year. Used to be like 5 a day.
     
  5. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Hey Bubs you could have been writing about me except no-gym and no-pants, it still feels good every time you paddle out. Enjoyed reading it!
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Go easy on the sauce Bubs... as I drink a Guinness :rolleyes:
     
  7. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  8. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Good to hear you're getting back out there.
     
  9. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    434
    Apr 4, 2016
    Cep, you surf with boxers under your wetsuite? The **** do you put on when you get back in? What's the point? Now you're pissing in your wetsuite and your underwear?
     
  10. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Sounds like something a moron would do lol
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    There's potential for serious cock chafe there. The whole boxers thing.
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    O the discomfort to the ole beans and frank, talk about pinching and cutting off the circulation of the meat pouch.
     
  13. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    ^^^Yup, those are good for the johnson.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  16. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    434
    Apr 4, 2016
    I usually surf while fully erect so I wear a condom under my wetsuite just in case
     
  17. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Delivery.jpg
     
  18. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    I lolled big time great post
     
  19. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Damn Bubs, not being ghey, but that makes me feel sad. I had a marriage ruined because of alcohol. I had a wife have a seizure in my arms because of a day or two withdrawal, it's a sh!tty feeling. You are the only one who can fix that sh!t man! I hope we all get to read a threade from you soon about how good it feels paddling out and how you took off deeper than you ever have! Good luck brother!
     
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    cant tell if u guys are serious or joking about the boxer thing.shyt sometimes il even wear my tanktop.

    normally when I get out the water in winter I go straight to the car,il get it down to my waist,put a towel on the seat and drive home.i cant imagine taking a wetsuite off outside in those conditions lol.

    a 3/2 ur shyt is all wet,but a 6/5/4 my hair doesn't even get wet and I have hair down to my shoulders.technolojeee