Boobs and butts are only allowed to be flat

I feel your pain. Hasn't been a great late fall. And it stung seeing waves on a cam up north, it stung.

 

Wednesday was a little fun one..Tuesdays got some swell...

 

great winter, good summer....we're due for, you know....take up crocheting

 

if its any consolation...its not flat....everywhere....

 

Had bangin swell in pr

 

MIS & club09 oughta get together & tell each other tales of their greatness.

 

ooooh sit back let me tell you a tale my son!
a middle-aged, hairy-backed balding man paddled out at sunset today!
he caught two 8 footers on a 7'4 and was severely undergunned.
then he caught a lickin and went home
the end

 

(Let me see if I understand how this Belmar thing works...)

It was throwing DOH at Belmar at dead low tide this morning. Buoys said 1.5', but it had to be 19'.

(Did I nail it?)

BTW Seldom it was quite nice up north today.

 

Clean little... and I do mean little... wave yesterday.

But yea... we need some REAL waves.

 

Wednesday did give us a fun break from the flatness. I get really pissy when I don't surf in over a week. Thanksgiving is coming up you know what that means

 

hoo-ahhhh....
that place DOES let you know where you stand...

in other news, its flat here.
flat flat.

 

Little jealous?

 

Surf NH just for the spectacle of it. Jenness is literally the circus of surf freaks this world has to offer.

There is the aging (65+) wave hog known as Super Pre Death 5000, then there is this longboarding couple I call Sexy Rabbit Woman (she actually looks like a sexy rabbit) and her bf Louis CK on Meth, Amen (Amen is included in the name), two Quebecois I call Bald Bull III and Zabado who are robust stout french speaking men who charge with their Waldens doing no more than a bottom turn followed by intense facial expressions in lieu of actual moves, there is Tom Hanks Circa Big 1980s (also his full name) who is identical to a young Tom Hanks, riding a longboard and backpaddling me everywhere I go (and he is in for it one of these days), there is one dude who crouches on his board with a super wide stance like he is taking a dump---I call him El Dumpo Triumphant. There is some local SHREDDER whose name I wont blow up, who looks just like a wicked pissed off Bradley Cooper. There is a longboarder dude who is generally an awesome dude who is 60+ and ALWAYS there before sun-up and has a mustache that only a New Englander would understand---his name is Doctor Mustache. There are a gang of one trick pony longboard milfs I call the Real Housewives of Rye NH, who are all delicious and average at best surfers, and many, many more human spectacles whos entire genetic linneage throughout history has peaked and culminated in making me crack up every time I surf. The list goes on.

Oh, and cant forget Girl Whose Eyes Are Too Close Together Who Rides Straight In On Her Knees And Only Stands Up At The Last Second And Is Clearly Just Looking For A New Boyfriend And Thought Surfing Was A Good Way To Market Herself.

There is also a kiddo there in his pubescent years who looks identical to Seldom Seen circa 1988. I will let Seldom be the judge one of these days. Same first name and all. Its a little scary. I'm talking time vortex scary.

The Wall has a weird class of bros I call the Silver Haired Fox Club. I cannot knock them because I am envious. There is a bunch of dudes 50+ with full heads of 100% grey/salt'n'peppa hair that shortboard NH. They look like dichheads. I hope I am in the SHFC club. They definitely all look like they should be doctors making out on Soap Operas though.

HAS ANYONE ELSE MADE THESE OBSERVATIONS OR AM I JUST CRAZY?!?

 

Moment of reflection, who would I be in someone elses eyes?................. Lefts Only Jerk of 1000 words. Yup.

 

i feel you brah, i dont think ive ever been as excited for a waist high swell then i was on Wednesday, september was enjoyable for me, the first half of october was also banging and then everything after Gonzalo has basically been flat, wtf

 

It's a warm front coming through sunday night...63 degrees on monday...let's keep our fingers crossed for a fat turkey leg swell thanksgiving weekend!

 

There is the aging (65+) wave hog known as Super Pre Death 5000, then there is this longboarding couple I call Sexy Rabbit Woman (she actually looks like a sexy rabbit) and her bf Louis CK on Meth, Amen (Amen is included in the name), two Quebecois I call Bald Bull III and Zabado who are robust stout french speaking men who charge with their Waldens doing no more than a bottom turn followed by intense facial expressions in lieu of actual moves, there is Tom Hanks Circa Big 1980s (also his full name) who is identical to a young Tom Hanks, riding a longboard and backpaddling me everywhere I go (and he is in for it one of these days), there is one dude who crouches on his board with a super wide stance like he is taking a dump---I call him El Dumpo Triumphant.

Oh, and cant forget Girl Whose Eyes Are Too Close Together Who Rides Straight In On Her Knees And Only Stands Up At The Last Second And Is Clearly Just Looking For A New Boyfriend And Thought Surfing Was A Good Way To Market Herself.

thanks for a laugh on this dreadfully cold AND flat Wednesday...

lol are you
"Chief spends-too-much-time-on-hating"
don't worry I'm thinking the same things
like on sunday when I'm out at croatan and I see some old dude wearing a green diving suit, on a 11' LB, out like 100yards past the jetty, synchronizing his lower leg movements with his paddling. (like he brings his left foot up to his butt everytime he paddles with his right arm kinda deal) and a boat almost hits him lol it was more entertaining than the surf