Boobs and butts are only allowed to be flat

U2B that is hilarious. But why are you spending your time at the two spots that are über kook tourista? The real jewels are all the points and reefs around the corner. Thanks to those hyped up commersh breaks, the good ones aren't too packed. Jenness is one of my fav beach breaks though, I gotta say. It peels like a point sometimes. Not worth the crowd though. Good tail there at times for sure. Did you see MichaelJR up there?

Unreal about the girl marketing herself to find a new man. Sadly, it's a winning technique for those extraordinarily average single girls. I feel it makes up half or more of female surfers on the EC. The remainder are hot and/or surf better than most dudes. No tweeners to be seen.

Bro we gotta catch a sesh sometime and definitely trow a few back.

Oh, the winds on Monday look out of control. Tuesday should be divine. Let's hope.

 

an average girl who gets fit and likes surfing suddenly becomes more than average
being in the water, sun, salt, and smiles increase hotness

 

I need to see this youngin. one step closer to the Suniliarity.

 

Bienvenido a mi mundo cabrones

 

i couldnt agree more with that statement.

 

Bro. There was a false alarm that you got banned. Glad it wasn't true. You've missed an eventful few days at dis break though. Classic SI.

 

im very disappointed man, reason i havnt been on is because its really hard to type wit one finger, i broke my hand so i wont be back in the water for probably another month .

 

Every lineup should get the U2B treatment, that was hysterical.

I shudder to think what I would be.
Old bald dude in a hat sitting outside on his LB waiting for that one rogue wave.

 

Blasters!

 

Your funny and clever big boy. I recognize half of the humans you rambled about so eloquently . You must be grumpy NH er or from VT . I like you though . I will watch for more of your observations .

 

thats right son viva la south.