Books to avoid the inlaws

You should whip out a Playboy. LOL Just say, it has great articles

 

man, you need to be engaging those inlaws, putting credits in that love bank for you with the wife. NTL, Into the Wild, Blue Mind, Let my people go Surfing. In that order.

 

I think tapping the course is a good start. be sure to read the gnarliest parts out loud

 

http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Kama-Sutra-Ultimate-Pleasure/
http://www.amazon.com/make-your-girl-squirt-fountain
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/Jenna-Jameson
http://www.amazon.com/Anal-Sex
http://www.amazon.com/How-Have-Affair-Not-Caught-ebook
http://www.amazon.com/Well-Sure-Love-Story-Cum-Slut-
http://www.amazon.com/Toxic--Laws-Strategies-Protecting-Marriage

There is a short list. Makes for good reading around the fire. You never know, some family member might be into borrowing one of them. You need any more recommendations let me know. Youre welcome

 

bro, my inlaws are Greek as fock...'when you have baby? why no have baby?' heard 10K times
thats why we moved 5.5K miles away

 

Sociopaths in Love... Leave it out; let the in-laws peruse it... they probably will leave you alone for a long time. It makes Pahuliniuk look tame.

 

The Big Book of Horrible Things contains the deaths and failures of Greeks in it too! Pretty much, every culture as well. If there is one thing they need to control after the last ethnic cleansing in Asia Minor (about 80 years ago), it is their birthrate. Perhaps you can enlighten them, although it likely took place in their lifetime! That can make things nice and awkward, yet justifiable, and educational. Changes the subject too...

Are they anti Obama-Care? Aren't the Greeks notorious for not paying taxes? That's a problem with demographic and more in the United States!

 

The key is not a good book and probably not a book that has them trying to turn your wife against you. You need to think of the subject that is of such little interest to them that they won't even want to engage you in discussion.

 

bro, you want to piss em all off?
read and digest and spout like your a southern revivalist preacher
http://www.anarchy101.org/

'the idea of having a ruler is tantamount to slavery and cannibalism'

GO!

 

Hey fungus, you're not alone. I get bombarded by my big wig oil exec Uncle, every f**king year. I rarely drink, but I'm getting hammered and crass this year.

 

and briong this book and give it to the kiddies
http://www.infoshop.org/pdfs/ABCsOfAnarchy.pdf

dont even listen to them, just talk
when they ask you a queston, say 'yes, obviously I prefer nice weather to rain', or something equally off topic or cryptic

 

MIS I showed that to my niece.

 

did you sit down and read it with her?

 

'the life of pi' is a good read... I would also suggest the Bible, in search of capt zero, making mavericks, walking on water, and caught inside.... just to list a few... also a quick search on the web- there are many surfing books out there now too

 

You bet yo crackah ass I did...she's naturally inclined to independent thought, so she took to it well.

 

there was a thread about this... irvine welsh is great. douglas adams is fun--specifically the dirk gently detective series. nabakov is wrong but a little to snobbish for your taste. will self is great too.

 

Sounds like you need audio books and a good set of noise canceling headphones