bored?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Jul 6, 2014.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  2. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    [video=youtube;33-zrdWWlzQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33-zrdWWlzQ[/video]
     

  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    She kinda smoke and def surfs ten times better than me but bro, you see the bear claws on that tina? She could probably palm a basketball...great for hi-fives I guess!
     
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Is "bear claws" equivalent to camel toe or something? Because the basketball thing just got way more funny if it is.

    On another note, her hands looked normal to me.
     
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, CT is a much more prevalent epidemic in the vball circles. Hoopster chicks can have more alarming issues than excess baggage.

    Her hands look normal to you but you're broversized. Can't see you digging the petite ones so it's all relative. It's a fact that chick can milk cows with those mitts better than any male non-Vermonter.
     
  6. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    It warms my heart that you think of me as a great tamer of the amazon woman. It really does. I think it's funny how everyone has some sort of preconceived image of how each other looks. Metard and rcarter made it easy for us by posting their real pics. Everyone else has to guess. I think we should hire a police sketch artist and have them draw up portraits of how we imagine each user looks then put it up against the real thing. Sounds like a good social experiment.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Hahaha bro call off the horses, I was merely stating that you're a taller dude and quite possibly tamed a taller female for a wife as a result. Wasn't saying your wahines shopped at the Big N' Tall. You're a good earner and seem to be respectable folk so have probably always done well with the good ones.

    Now back to that chick's man hands...
     
  8. HighOnLife

    HighOnLife Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2014
  9. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    i saw iggy once. he busted lightbulbs on stage then tore off his shirt and dove chest first
    onto them. i feel comfortable saying that was unique.
     
  10. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I've seen him several times. Every time he ended up bleeding.
     
  11. windywind

    windywind New Member

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    Jul 24, 2014
    Ha this made me laugh. My hands are definitely not WNBA player size. It's the angle of the photo plus if you made a fist your hand would look larger too. Funny that you can't see past my hand and see what kinda work I do! BLAH
     
  12. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Hello, please don't take any offense. You're basically in the locker room right now. The boards look great!
     
  13. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    HOLeee, who knew your bumpity bump would yield a cameo from Tina herself. Fine work, bro. Are you related to White Sea Ape? He likes the bumps as well.

    W2, props on your shaping and shreddery both. You're a down azz wahine. Good to know your mitts are proportionate to the rest of your aesthetic and athletic anatomy. See you at the Hurley in Sept and watch out for the pirhanas here on SI.
     
  14. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    so this is "an act?"
    during the same show he was shut down early for leading a conga line to whiz on the managers desk. (!!!)
     
  15. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    It's SJB. Don't be fooled.