Boring

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Zeroevol, Jun 30, 2016.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Yeah dudes Kidde is correct, I hate to burst any bubbles but it wasn't ole Billy...I talked with him yesterday, said he actually tried to get on here but his computer is stuck on his Riley account. I keep telling him to come back but we'll see. Here's a little taste of his banter for those who miss it, in honour of the holiday.

    skeglegs did you leave bc Bill Left?

    "Ok, I usually don't give this much notice.

    But, my annual "Flog The British Fourth of July Celebration" is looming on the horizon.

    "What is that," some may ax?

    In honor of kicking the Goddamn English out my country, back in the 18th century, I hunt British tourist strolling the historical sites in Philadelphia. I'm looking for English first; Northern Ireland Protestant dudes second; and depending on my mood or how many captives I have taken, I look for Scots and the Welsh.

    But we're mainly looking for the English - people from England.

    We will meet at 10th & Locust Sunday morning at 10:00 am. I will supply two shots of vodka for all participants. Then we will gather the English, and publicly flog them at that park area between 5th & 6th Street...between Market and Chestnut St.

    Last year I was resorted to enlisting random homeless dudes, but they were only after the vodka. They had no heart. Some didn't have minds, either. Wow, that was a ruckus last year.

    If anyone has one of them wooden contraptions where one's head and arms are stuck that would be totally *****en. That contraption is called a pillory. See you just learned something today.

    C'mon where's all the Trump patriots out there? If you can attend, but don't, then YOU HATE AMERICA. I promise you a lovely time. Hell, maybe we'll all go to Kensington afterwards.
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  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  4. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    I dunno ...but would you want to be his pool boy??
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yes, many! Tell Bill to stop bull sh*ttin and get back on here. None of this relay crap lol , his computer ain't "stuck", calling BS on that. Its a computer, it does what you tell it to do.
     
  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I was in Nantucket once on the Fourth of July... they literally have a parade down Main Street, with fire trucks and all... and blast tourists with fire hoses. And they love it.
     
  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I would like to be Kate Upton's pool buoy!
     
  9. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    Margot Robbie id swim laps in Olympic record time to be her pool boy
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    [video=youtube;1DUT7Zu9AYk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DUT7Zu9AYk[/video]
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  11. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    i like your swimming jokes :)