Well the east coast is all fired up. Instagram kooks commenting on surflines profile "Gonna get so barreled tomorrow" then tag their friends. We'll see, the same thing happened last March. Bunch of talk but when it came time to shine there was only the 5 of us at the most popular break in Nags Head...J pier. Tons of people on the pier and on the beach watching literally looked like I was in a surf contest. Either nail your nuts to the wall, or sit in your tacoma. Your choice.
Why does any of this matter to you? Such a child. A boy (dune) dares to speak of what man is. STFU, sparky.
Dune I used to feel like you. Now I don't care as much. Surf all you can but remember there is no shame in not wanting to go out. It's not your job.
Boy, with that kind of language you need to be disciplined, nothin like a good ol two x four with a nail in it to the face to fix your potty mouth.
Nothing against the guys who nail their nuts to the wall.. To each their own. But hopefully I'll be grabbing a hammer and nails for this swell. Grab your tool boxes and get out there
yeah this is not some german bdsm forum. no nuts, no nails, no dumps on chests. i will not be surfing this week. i am in Watertorwn NY for work, followed by year end meetings in Connecticut. If everything holds, I will be enjoying table scraps on Sunday.
