Building the 'Hotkurl' 10'5"

Discussion in 'Surfboards and Surfboard Design' started by Roy Stuart, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Go back to counting sheep, Gnomey.
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    This is not 'Steve' this is The Stealth Gnome posting. Come on, Gnomey, you've been busted here, why can't you just go back to Swaylocks? Oh, forgot, banned for life over there. Was that your evil Hawaiian gang led by Randy Rarick that conspired against you?
     

  3. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Suck my arse, bridge troll. If someone posts a pic from a townhouse in North Charleston, they obviously aren't a senior VP. No big deal, I am on shift work too. Engineers and laborers all work that schedule.
     
  4. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Your propensity to jump to conclusions based on the 'evidence' of your previous wild imaginings is noted once again.
     
  5. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Roy is 6 feet in height which is taller than the average American and far too tall to be a gnome.

    Furthermore Steve is not Roy as you know already if you have any vestige of sanity.

    Your tactic is well known and consists of trying to thoroughly embarrass and ridicule anyone who dares to build boards along the lines and construction method of my own. It is often successful but i detect that Steve will be a hard nut to crack.

    No, you have been busted as an angry and moronic individual, to whom the facts mean nothing.
     
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Says the guy that has never been to charleston and is talking out his ass.
     
  7. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    That's right, I've never been to Charleston... a spurious fact.

    As for talking, I assure you that I do so using my mouth not a four footed spokesanimal, furthermore on this forum I am typing not talking.

    If you ever wake up to your persistent idiocy here, you will cringe in a big way, which will be good for you.

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  8. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Your comments would be better served by directing them at yourself.

    I have been countering your insults with insults of my own, but I am above that. I will no longer be brought down to your level, and resort to name calling.
     
    Last edited: May 27, 2013
  9. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    Roy do you have ANYTHING else to do in this life? why do you come and start trouble on forums? you can't force us to like your board or even to think its the best surfboard out there.

    I think the verdict on your boards are already in... they are big, hard to paddle. but once they get going they do paddle. they are hard to swing around . they are hard to turn. you can't do anything but stand in one spot on the board. but if you comply to the boring nature of standing in the sweet spot, I guess one can go straight pretty good.

    the ridiculous thought that your boards are the best boards and worth all that money.... that's like saying one car is the best car in the world for every type of road.

    I would really enjoy watching video of your board at pipeline on a good barreling day. But I don't think anyone is crazy enough to take that ride.
     
  10. es-dot

    es-dot Well-Known Member

    75
    Jan 20, 2013
    I would really enjoy watching video of your board at pipeline on a good barreling day. But I don't think anyone is crazy enough to take that ride.[/QUOTE]

    roy should give one to J.O.B i think he would give it a shot lol
     
  11. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Anyone patient enough to look at our respective posts here would see that you not only initiated the insults but have almost had a monopoly on them while I have responded with restraint.
     
  12. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Only if you ignore the facts in favour of your own toxic agenda.


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  13. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    It is not my outlook. In fact, I believe you stalked me into other threads, where you just posted to insult. If that is how you wish to interact, I am just going to let SI deal with it.
     
  14. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Don't be ridiculous, I merely posted on other threads of interest where we happened to disagree.

    If you don't wish to converse with me here then the solution is simple: stop trolling!
     
  15. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Anyway I've just started another board to the same rocker, length, width and thickness and concave as the Hotkurl 10-5 but with a round tail rather than a pintail. The roundtails can take a bigger tunnel for more lift. I'll post a new build thread for it, the board is called the 'Rampant'.

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  16. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I am not trolling when I post in your threads. I post opinions on your work and business models. If you can't take criticism, maybe you shouldn't keep posting on a forum like SI.
     
  17. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    You are welcome to post opinions on my work but I have to point out that these opinions have frequently included abuse and libelous material for example the constant accusation that I am using a false identity.

    If you refrain from that sort of thing I will continue to address your criticism of my work as politely as possible.

    Thanks in advance
     
  18. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Ignore list. Best invention ever.
     
  19. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    http://www.roystuart.biz/2013/05/art-and-desire.html

    "In other words, one thing I've noticed, over the years, is that no matter what you say to an artist, you won't be able to stop them. You just won't.

    Either they enjoy it too much, or it helps keep them sane. Maybe they don't care if you like their work or not. Maybe they receive praise and enjoy that. But praise or not, money or not, there simply is no way to squash the artist anymore than you could catch a lion with your bare hands.

    That desire to keep going is part of the whole equation. Or I should say, that desire to keep going while the mantle is upon you — that is part of the artist's personality"

    Dave Beckerman


    https://plus.google.com/u/0/+DaveBeckerman/posts
     
  20. KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

    488
    Jan 13, 2012
    Love how he passed up the chance to talk shop here, instead decided to added something mildly whimsical but of no content.