Call the fire department!!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Aug 19, 2013.

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  1. Aug 19, 2013 #1
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    BREAKING: Quadruple OH waves in EMass today!!

    Call the fire department!!! Because this one's outta control! 3-4x OH!!!

    Taken as an actual screenshot at 6am from today's SI forecast for Mass:

    Screen Shot 2013-08-19 at 6.04.31 AM.jpg

    And you guys thought my 8-10' was a bunch of bollocks!!!

    SI needs to change the critical wave height error to accommodate the 23' swell that's coming this afternoon here to MA. Send out the APB for everyone to ditch work and head straight for the City of Braddahly Gnar!!!

    **NOTE: It's 6:00am now. By the time you read this, SI may have corrected the error. Let's hope the error was with the wave height and not the description.

    My ability to handle this myth in the aftermath of my Post-Tropical Storm Erin Stress Disorder is that I'll be in Central America in 72 hours and eating schitt over the falls with a smile into 88 degree water :cool::cool::cool:
     
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  3. Aug 19, 2013 #2
    KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

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    This guy is the worst..
     
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  5. Aug 19, 2013 #3
    KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

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    1, 162 posts in 5 months.. thats 232 posts a month.. thats 7 posts a day.. Part of the reason I barely read these forums nowadays.
     
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  6. Aug 19, 2013 #4
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    Agreed..........
     
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  7. Aug 19, 2013 #5
    Swellinfo

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    Looks like you found a little buggy... I'll take a look, thanks.
     
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  8. Aug 19, 2013 #6
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    3 to 4 times over head high... lol.
     
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  9. Aug 19, 2013 #7
    Swellinfo

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    any time it goes from flat to 3-4 times overhead, it is an programming error!
     
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  10. Aug 19, 2013 #8
    banman

    banman Well-Known Member

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    *a programming error!
     
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  11. Aug 19, 2013 #9
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Dude, great catch!

    You've added a lot to the forum today. It's good that you've been able to change the course of internet history and correct a grammatical error.
     
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  12. Aug 19, 2013 #10
    goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else getting an error when you click on the icon that opens the thread to the first unread post? If I take the "&goto=newpost" out of the link the thread opens fine but at the first post.

    I'm using firefox which just updated several extensions. That is probably the issue but wanted to check to see if anyone else had the same problem before starting to troubleshoot.

    Works fine in Chrome
     
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  13. Aug 19, 2013 #11
    goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

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    Nevermind another restart fixed it.
     
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  14. Aug 19, 2013 #12
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    A) Who is KockieMonster?
    B) It's KockiBarrells.
    C) I've posted much, much less the last couple weeks because of being busy and this forum's been weak lately, and brah, there's actually some posts I put up that people like.
    D) If you didn't think the thread was light-hearted and didn't find humor in the irony of it all given how much flatness we've been aching on, you need your cocktail of Paxil and other assorted happy pills immediately. The SI admin knows I appreciate this board and his work.
    E) MEET ME AT MY BREAK in roughly one hour because it will be 3-4x OH by then and I won't need to take care of you two clowns. Mother Nature will squash you with the 23'.
     
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  15. Aug 19, 2013 #13
    Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

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    Why would one dude's, in this case Spicoli, frequent posts keep you from this site? Just don't read his stuff. I don't like %$#% and &^%$ but they don't force me away.

    I think the real reason you don't come on this site is because you have a huge cookie problem. You don't tune in here because you have to hunt for cookies. Always with the cookies...the cookies....the cookies......

    Jesus, get a hold of yourself, man. Look what the cookies have done to you.

    That's what I think. I could be wrong, then again, maybe I'm not.
     
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  16. Aug 19, 2013 #14
    EmassSpicoli

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    Coming at you live from the top of the 27'!!! What a swell!!! iPhone 6 is in a waterproof case as I send this. Well, gotta go through spin cycle now...hasta luego hermanos!
     
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  17. Aug 19, 2013 #15
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    This is exactly what I mean, dude...get some f$&€in' friends in real life...and you won't have time to post everytime a fart squeezes through your crack...

    Jesus, man...anybody who has to write on SI while they're in the water is a toolbox.IMO
     
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  18. Aug 19, 2013 #16
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Haha, man you need some effective relaxation techniques. There is no swell in MA today. Like 0.0ft and no more (that's the actual readings on SI now). I am not on the water, nor would I ever bring a phone into the water. It was continuity of the whole thread man. 1) Stop what you're doing. 2) Seek intervention. 3) Follow everything you're told to do during said intervention by trusted, professional parties. 4) Recover from the apparent misery that pervades your current days. 5) Gain sense of humor and you'll then enjoy the lighter moments.
     
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  19. Aug 19, 2013 #17
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    Thank god, man...but, if I see someone typing out in the water, I'm wreckin'' that junkie.
     
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  20. Aug 19, 2013 #18
    banman

    banman Well-Known Member

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    Thanks man! I'm so glad I could help out everybody here on SI, and it helps to know that people appreciate all the hard work I'm putting into my posts.
     
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  21. Aug 19, 2013 #19
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Brah, arty on it. There's a reason you don't see it too often. It's because I serve Big Gulps of whoop-azz to those cats before they can snake the next shoulder.

    Used to think the dude curling a 15lb dumbbell in his left while closing stock deals on the Zach Morris/Zoolander phone (yes, we've seen it since the 90s) in his right was the epitome. Now we've got creeps brandishing armored smart phones in the lineup. Good thing "there's an app for that". It's called EmassWhoopass. A quick, free download and Spicoli will keep your break clear of tan groms techs.
     
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  22. Aug 19, 2013 #20
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    This is exactly right. And. let's face it, it probably isn't going to CR; it likely has a whole fantasy riff of bogus posts planned & ready to unfurl on this forum for years to come.

    To facilitate its actions, and by its own admission, emass8' has its nose so far up admin's hoo-hoo that we are subjected non-stop to the 8'-er's passive-aggressive onslaught of clown posts.

    I'll probably get zapped, hooked, banned, removed, deleted, cooked, screwed, tattooed & chewed for "insulting another member" ..... when, in fact, that's all emass8' does, over & over & over, ad nauseum.

    It's been (sort of) real, kids.
     
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