Can we all agree?

Yes that's me and I have no clue who that guy is . Weirdos bro

 

Yeah, I think I saw two pics maybe in sequence and he was heckling on both. Cool pics, man

 

Dunno Archy? Who is Jawnd that dude knows a lot out Lbi.

 

I got socks on bro...

 

I believe Archy's real name is Lucas..
My names is Larry or some people from the island might remember me by my nick name Troop..
Hey me great grand pappy built a house there back in the day..the 26th person to do so..
My great uncles started surfing there in the 60s..my uncles followed and well by nature I did too
Ah you know I used to be sponsored by that skate/surf shop on the blvd back in the late 90s..you know the one that had the ramps out back..it was the only one
The good ol' days when that place was as magical as a unicorn and sheit..

 

only way to end it is to have a surf off
rules:
has to be the flattest day of the year
3-5 wave count for each surfer
panel of judges will score based on what each can do with ankle high waves

 

today is the day for it.

 

He lives up Long Branch way I think and hangs with Noonan and other top New Jersey shred artists. He won't tell me who he is though. Usually I find peoples' identities lickity-split because, GnarButter, I read Encyclopedia Brown books.

Jawn's a black kid from North Philly who surfs LBI and Belmar. Not only did his parents have a house at Hancock and Cambria, they also had a pad in Love Ladies.

His neighbors were overjoyed......

And the cradle will rock.......

 

Bull fu$king Hurley

 

Dude you hang with Noonan?? I met him at phillips and he had the earplugs in and snaked me and I thought it was unintensional then I mushed a shoulder on him and he started with the talk " If you keep mushing the wave I cant get around it " then I said how can you not its breakin so slow. then he said Oh I guess its cuz you surf so much faster then me. I had no clue who he was but it was on at that piont I thought we were going to fight for sure. He snaked me one last time and got out after I screamed Dik heaaaaaad at him and watched me surf for a half hour like who the phuc is this guy. Turned out we have alot of mutual freinds from Lbi and are cool now but damn what an intense intro.

 

Dude for real who are you? I got no beef man. Be cool Or Phuc off!!

 

I am the Unc. I am a landlocked jerk. I yell at surf schools who push people on my rightfully obtained waves in summer, I overshare my love/sex life with the forum, and I spend too much money on surfboards and fins. I think SA-2s are the answer to all the worlds problems---world hunger, send em a pair of Simon's and let em figure it out. I am the future 2015 rookie of the year, though I did slack in the past 60 days due to Mrs. Two Barrels moving out and me getting buried in both bills and vag. And I tell everyone new here to kill themselves.

This forum and these ruffians are my therapists. I adhere to the old order, the old ways. I believe in the legend of PJB, whose scripture is only available in threads past. I find comfort in the hate of Yankee and Carter, the wit of Metard and MIS, the politics of Doug and Slash, and the wisdom of Seldom Seen. These are my people now. And one day, after telling 1000 people to kill themselves and sharing my STD stories and unparalleled reckless sexual deviance with this forum, someone will add me to those ranks when their life is also wasted on this forum. These... these are my people now.

 

OOOOOOh K thats alittle TMI but fine! Im Brad Dont bite me and I wont Bite you cool?

 

Dont mind old uncle, hes ok bark worse than his bite I reckon

hang in there uncle, the far future Mrs 2B is out there in middle school somewhere......

 

Holy God almighty that may have been the best hello in ever! Can we change the title of this tread to Uncle 2 Barrels Hello Tread?

 

Why do I feel like I just walked into a special ed room????

 

You have my blessings! Do it.

 

Nice belated howdy post U2B. Get divorced... Booty overload... LMFAO!

Clemson: I don't agree with everything yankee posts. Hell, I don't agree with everything I post. So... I must respectfully, and unfortunately, disagree.

It's Friday. Hope Mr. Yankee gets outa jail today.

 

Yes!