I thought a good postcard would be someone throwing a huge fan and hitting another (preferably a benny on a BZ softie) in the face with the spray and in the corner it could say something like "Greetings from New Jersey"
Wow haven't heard anyone try to say something derogatory towards some that bodyboards or surfs. How about you come up with something productive next time.
if they dude giving the finger on the longboard was riding a shortboard instead, he could have done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5D9_g-HKRw