Carissa and Tyler

I didn't bark up anyone's tree, nor do I. This is a public forum in which you voice your opinion and I voice mine. The thread was started and I gave my 2 cents on the initial post. I called out what was presented to me as "sounding like a cavemen". I would hardly call that barking up someone's tree.

 

Dude go for the 5-7's you game will improve exponentially

 

There is nothing 5 or 7 about the woman in that picture.

I will say, she's got a pretty face, from what I see in that picture. I just can't deal with that pear shape or her having about 120 pounds on me. The last woman that I talked to was kind of chubby, but nothing near the size of this one. I don't even know if I could find the hole on that one. I don't think I wanna find the hole on that one.

She also looks like she has uber chafing going on under there. She's also got a massive sized front butt, or a FUPA as the younger dudes call it. Maybe even a couple front butts. I'm making myself sick over here.

 

Lol Fupas are so hawt!

 

haha that's pretty fun-knee. i remember back in the AOL days a website called Hot or Not. pretty f'd up, good for about 5 min of time back in the day

 

pears can be expensive, also i would call it a wild fruit. so much flava in that fupa

 

Fully agree that "that's the way it's always been done," in and of itself, is not a good reason to do/continue doing anything.

But... over the past couple generations we've been rapidly moving toward a perfectly androgynous society where women can do everything men can do and thus only need them as sperm donors, and men are effectively castrated, physically fat and weak to the point of not being able to protect themselves and their families (in many cases not even capable of day to day life without injury/exhaustion) due to a combination of plummeting testosterone levels and general apathy, socially incapable of asserting themselves in any way having never developed the capability as a result of walking on eggshells around everyone for their entire life, and emotionally incapable of functioning at all without treating their wives as surrogate mothers who make all their decisions for them and provide the validation that they live for. In so doing, we've undermined the basic subconscious triggers of biological attraction, and we wonder why sexless marriages are the norm, divorce rates continue to skyrocket, and it seems like every other person is medicated for depression or anxiety or some other mental health issue (so we're now adding a chemical component on top of the psychological castration). Maybe, just maybe, things haven't been improving after all.

 

Damn that was good!

 

Please, man... use some punctuation! Geeze...

 

Second comma should've been a colon, and "life" should've been "lives." I believe everything else was grammatically correct though. I like long sentences (that feel like run-ons but technically aren't), especially when I'm ranting.

 

sensitive bunch are we.

highlite of this weekend's sesh was when the hot chick took off her wetsuit. plenty o' side boob...

beautiful world we live in.

 

is that you, NPL?

 

I can imagine you saying all that in.... one ... long... three wave hold down... breath!

 

The only women opposed to being objectified are:

1) lesbians
2) asexual
3) uggo's

Case in point: A 244-page thread which proves that a huge majority of women don't mind.

Lighten up, for Wayne's sake

 

Out of genuine curiosity, how would you explain this to your daughter?

Are you saying because we aren't needed for conception that we are useless now?

 

Which one of those does Betty fall into?

 

+1 hahaha