Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Moon dog, Feb 19, 2015.

  1. Moon dog

    Moon dog Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2013
    Getting ready for my 1st banning.
    No I don't want to be in or have
    A Surf Crew. SI changes bite the
    Bag. Kinda reminds me of Washington's
    Change king. Now every white man's
    A Racist. I AM NOT A RACIST I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY! I do tolerate some folks though.
    Let the games begin
  2. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    This candy ass **** is not going to get you banned. You have to hit the man where it hurts the most…in his pockets.

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Post some porn, that will do the trick
  4. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Being so close to Newport News, it is understandable that you are feeling angry and disenfranchised.

    However, like, Southern Ocean County's calmest, coolest customer has mentioned, you have to get a bit more aggro than this.

    Every post, mention illicit substances. Use insulting language. Fight people. Do some research and look for the guys the mods like - the ones who get away with everything and anything. Fight those dudes. Plus, those dudes are more likely to officially send complaints to the powers that be to help get you banned. Like, they "REPORT" your offensive post. Your mom would call it "tattling." Blacks in East St. Louis, Il and Gary, IN would call it "snitching."

    Say something really politically incorrect.

    Anyways, you have to get banned a bunch to get to a certain status. A warning usually happens first. My advice is when you get your first Warning, immediately send a message to Mr. Swellinfo guy voicing your pleasure(in this case?) or displeasure. Tell him you are watching him from in front of his house....."no, the other window."

    Make sure you say, "No, the other window." That really freaks them out.

    Join MSW or that Surfer board. I got banned from Surfer before my first post was even viewed by anyone, which makes me wonder if all these surf message board people are connected somehow.....

    Well, good luck. This is an obtainable goal.

    Next try and get banned from your local 7-11 or if you live in a real state a WAWA. Do NOT get banned from your local liquor store.
  5. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Resurrect the thread "nomad". I've gotten at least one, if not 2 infractions for this. It's a great thread...
  6. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Riley has 187 posts
  7. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    and all that band experience.
    we are in the presence of greatness.
  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Riley has a band?!