Is there a special chemical in neo-prene that super-activates your digestive system and makes you have to take a **** right before your about to go out? You finally get on your 5/4, and just as you get your leash on and start walking out you get that terrible tightness in your stomach. You know you will have a much better session if you take care of your business but you are way to lazy to unsuit! Anybody else experience this all the time!?
Do you drink a lot of coffee on your way down to the shore? Empty stomach, nice big cup of coffee for the road, things will hit just about the time you get to the beach... took me years to figure out the correlation.
It's just the sight of waves. Happens to me just about every time. And it happens to my friend as well. No more taking that nice poo by just pulling your boardshorts down..
Its the excitement. I get it when I get nervous, but not before surfing (cuz I shred so hard the ocean actually gets nervous). Your stomach could be considered your second brain, so if you're mentally excited - you'll be gastrointestinally excited too!
there's nothing worse than having an unplanned emergency deuce call strike when you are in a full suit. we're talking about the dawn patrol after a night of hot wings and dogfish 60 minute ipa. it seems like that nasty construction site porta-john gets farther and farther away the faster you run toward it. somebody should market a wetsuit with a flap in the back like old fashioned pajamas used to have.
When I check the waves I always get anxious and it makes me poo poo before I pull on the suit. The worst is when you get in it and THEN you feel the urge. "Always take a pre-game dump." :
Thats why I wake up early Eat a good breakfast and leave my self enough time to Dominate a # 2 before is leave the house.
