chest press, accidental or what?

Yes. We know. You just figuring this out?

 

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PIcS

 

Yes, pics or it didn't happen.

 

LMAO!

I think most females are thoroughly amused with dudes. We're kinda like one step above puppies, or maybe one below. It's pretty easy to wrap us around your pinky finger, make us start wars between nations, and the like.

 

Here's an idea the next time it happens, fake a quick sneeze and move your shoulder and put you face into her breast and see how she responds. HaHa

 

yes they do. they most definitely do. the boob is a tool. its a milk producing, man acquiring device.

 

This thread is a good study for feminists.

 

If her hand made contact with your ***** at the same time, I'm thinking she might be doing it on porpoise.

 

I think so. Funny story I was in my bio lab the other day and I sat down next to new hot chick and were chatting, im showing her the samples i get under the microscope cause she sucks at it and these two next occasions she comes to look into my microscope and puts those boobs right up on my shoulder and arm the first time then the next time she practically gives me one of the celebratory chest bumps athletes do when they score. I was thinkin damn this girl wants the sauce shes actin like a horny thornberry so i get her digits....2 hours later i see her in the bookstore holding a guys hand(presumably boyfriend)...i give the dude a smirk and he looks at me all confused and i look at her and her cheeks are as big as a chipmunks and as red as the devils di(k... yea she still chest bumpin me in these labs till this day

 

what about when ur in a tight area and one of ur coworkers slides past in her tight spandex or sweats and brushes their tush up against ur privates