Chicks who dig surfers

Bro how old are you? 19yo are layups if you play it right. Lots of ways to drop the ball if you're approaching it like they're 25+ though. Score one for the good guys brah

btw how many pics did she take of the two of you and post to FB/TW/IG? Did you have to smile and nod to her chatty friends or did you have a wingman?

 

In the 80's I was invited to have dinner at the parental house of a hussy I was sodomizing. I surfed, put on some britches and went over. At the dinner table the dad said to just grab what we wanted. I stood up and reached across the table for a bowl. My sinus' opened and a stream of ocean water poured into a bowl. No one saw, and I didn't say anything.

 

Any babe worth keeping won't interfere with you doing what and who you love.

 

Chicks dig guys with $$ good dope dope or preferably both don't kid yourself otherwise

 

why do I want a girl over 19? 19 is peak

chich this is hilarious: 'have dinner at the parental house of a hussy I was sodomizing'
and leaving your saline mucous as a meal addendum? GENIUS!

 

i noticed that one too....post of the year?
i think chicks like to leave the bar w/surfers but not wake up w/'em..

 

She'll hate your surfing once you're involved with her.

 

so true!
I told my chick before we started dating "dont ever give me **** for going surfing"
She has her days when she "forgets" but then i pull up two recordings we made on my phone before she moved in..

1. "I promise, i will never give you **** for surfing"
2. "Nick is NEVER Wrong!"

 

And, evidently tasty. There was plenty of lip smacking and going back for seconds. "One plate's good enough enough for me, Thanks".
She ended up spitting out my Humbolt Co. son trying to get me to commit.

 

Overall... surfing has done more damage to my relationships than good.

But now I'm blessed to have a wife who tolerates it, knowing that it came before her. She knew what she was getting into, and has come to realize she just has to take the bad with the good.

Somebody said something about women trying to change you. There's an old saying... "Men marry women hoping they never change... but they do. Women marry men hoping to change them... but they never will."

 

I know I'm just repeating what others have said, but any girl who likes surfers probably doesn't know any. We're not a particularly easy bunch to love, and we usually bring sand, moldy showers with smelly wetsuits, early morning alarms, last second changes of plans, mood swings, injuries, wax stains, dented car roofs and properly scraped walls. We make our significant others wait on the beach, take pictures, zip/unzip things that we can obviously do on our own, and have drinks and snacks ready for the 3 minutes we come to say hello before another enticing set rolls through. We also promise surf lessons. Like that will ever happen...

I think the best bet from a relationship standpoint is probably a girl who has her own obsession (preferably not surfing) that I would happily put up with, so long as that isn't being out all night every night drinking with friends in a bar scene far too boring for any self-respecting surfer to miss a second for.

 

Well said dude! Seriously, couldnt' agree more. And they put up with us cause they love us. For me it's I get to surf when I want and she gets to shop when she wants. Waves = money, so as long as I have a job I got waves. Good news is she don't spend nearly as much as she could, she's a bargain shopper and only buys what she really wants. I got lucky I guess. Supports me and my addiction, rarely b*tches, but it has happened. I can be hard to be around only wanting to surf more than just about anything, ok who am I kidding , ANYTHING.

 

Good tread patgeds22. Figured out you were an alright dude after your rcarter-type depressive outburst a while back, but this puts you over the top. Good stuff.

Quality input from all. Let me pose this to the peanut gallery: Do women classify surfers as disinterested with commitment to relationships? The last two years have been plentiful and prosperous with wahines. One thing I've definitely noticed is that they make an immediate assumption with me that I have no desire to perpetuate things with them further than the short term, which is not always the case. I'm quite content as is, that said, I'd be open to letting the right one stick around if she rocked my world and was a down azz chick in all ways.

What I've found over the years is that women are like you guys describe when it comes to ANY endeavor we are heavily committed to other than them, whether it be a sport, work, or what have you. It's biology braddahs, their reward centers are predisposed to firing off when they get attention from a consistent source. Attention = likelihood to be fertilized. If they aren't being fancied they their eggs aren't gonna get laid. Capiche?

 

They probably find it very annoying to be called wahine.

 

Lol one would think, but not at all bro. Some of them dig the hell out of it.

 

I dig girls that dont care about surfing. Better off knowing they hadn't been stuffed by any dudes in the lineup.

 

It's either been the lineup or the linebackers. Your pick.

 

so now if girls dont bang surfers they only bang linebackers or guidos? you dudes live in a box