Chicks who dig surfers

Hey...Duke...settle down. Half of this whole tread (like all of them) is serious and the other half is facetious. You're telling me this tread would be better without chich's story? C'mon bro, be honest.

Yes, they're also banging the occasional drifter like yourself. Don't worry, they're saving some sugar for you.

 

Could be worse:
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Reminds me of the old joke... I don't want to be a part of any club that would have me as a member. Sounds like a lot of you are saying... I don't want a woman that would want a surfer!

 

girls would want to bang a surfer,but not actually "be" with a surfer.think about it.

u would bang a hot stripper right?i would ....but would u want to "be" with a striper,like huband and wife.idk I think surfers are stupid people,me included,we smell,are usually dirty,and theres no financial security with a surfer.

girls like,"u need to get a job,they about to shut the electric off."

you like,"yea I hear u, im going surfing now"

cant speak for other girls but I know I had to leave a lot of swells early because of a female.thats why I don't like bringing people surfing.whether its ur boy or ur girlfriend/wife.u leave them on the sand and head out and 45 minutes later they like are u ready to leave,im hungry,its hot out here,my feet are burning,do I have sunburn,where is my ipod,do u see my car,where did my self esteem go?lol many many more reasons to leave.take it from me,u get a good girl,dont even mention surfing.let her think ur working ot or something,thats what I do

 

cep you calling us all strippers?

 

bro strippers make money!! we just spend it tryin to surf!

 

Haha! You got a point leetymike.

Onto the wahines in the 808, how do they look at dudes that surf? I'm sure it's a bit different than the rest of the nation. Then again, a chick who's at the break a lot is in a different place in their life than a successful woman working in dtown Honolulu. Enlighten us bro. Please. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

I have to assume every island is different. Here they say you dont lose your girlfriend, just your turn.

But the chicks are hot. A 5 here is a 10 most everywhere else. But its a strange island. Strange people. Its not most definitely not the mainland bradda.

 

And cep, i was thinking about it...I'd marry a stripper. She makes a buttload of money a night, gets home to sleep when you'd be wakin up to surf, and most strippers i've met are "bi" to an extent, so you could randomly get another hot stripper girl in your bed from time to time....

sh!t man i think stripper/surfer match is one maybe made in heaven!!!

 

Bro expand on all this please. Are all the chicks hot? What percentage are native? How are the people strange? Deets, bro, deets.