Chris Ward's Wife Posts photos of her beaten by Wardo on Instagram

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/ward-92158-asp-case.html

^^ Here's the article from the felony assault where he hit three women in Mammoth Lakes.

 

What is this TMZ who cares?? I thought this was a surf forum

 

because hitting women is never cool

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YipKPjgFaqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQnha99sTY


Alle kiddinge aside--- hitting anyone isn't cool?!? Unc don't beat women, but.....

But lets not throw the bs chivalrous crap out there. There are some lines that should not be crossed and gender does not render you a free pass. Everybody deserves a smack in the mouth once in a while.

You come home and your old lady is heroin passed out in bed with another dude, and there are needles on the bedside table, and the front door is open and your 2 year old is MIA... I think a roundhouse to the chin and a hammer punch to the clavicle are in order. Extreme scenario, but I'm just saying... Worth of debate?

Episode 1 of Fargo... I would've supported Martin Freeman's character (Lester Nygard) and think he could've gotten away with a backhand in that moment. Some things you just don't say.

I'm a bit sensitive to this double standard. Flashback to 2011. The Former Mrs. Two Barrels is not taking meds, smashing Unc's house when Unc asks her to move out. Unc barricades himself in the bathroom. The Former uses her body as a battering ram. She chases Unc around. Unc literally deflects a lunge, and the Former hits a door jamb. The Former calls the police. The police arrest Unc, apologizing to him on the way there. Bruises from ramming the door down constitute assault apparently? Literally they said, "Its policy. If we left you there, and something happened, its on us. We know you didn't do anything. This won't go to court." The Former has to appear in court and recant her frantic unmedicated assertions, and in writing as well. It takes two months, during which time UNC IS NOT ALLOWED IN HIS OWN HOME BECAUSE THE FORMER RESIDES THERE AND THERE IS A MANDATORY RESTRAINING ORDER ISSUED. Court comes. Unc is cleared, $6k in legal bills later. Unc makes the Former pay his legal bills. Unc, a sucker for the mentally ill, continues to ride that roller coaster for a few more years.

Im not pro-hitting women. Im very pro-women. Pro equality. Equal pay? All for it. Equal work though. Want to be a combat soldier? Go for it. Men have been getting drafted to fight rich men's wars for years, so share in the misery. But yet you want me to hold a door for you...? Sure, I guess. Wait, the boat is sinking and you and the kids get to board the life boats...? I smell a double standard.

Equality means the sword cuts both ways.

 

referring to yourself in the third person is pretty annoying. maybe she just couldn't stand that sh!t

 

big deal, this is such a liberal crowd. i used to slap women if they didn't croak the chicken good enough

 

What happened to family protecting their own. At my wedding my wife's family made it very clear what would happen to me if I touched her. They were very clear that their family hunting property was plenty big enough to hide a body. I am pretty certain the meant every word.

At my sisters wedding I told her husband what would happen to him if he touches her (yes, I was hammered drunk). He is actually a great dude but if he touched her then he would have to deal with us.

Why doesn't this girls family fook him up?

Funny story. My buddy and I were stumbling through the crowd at Preakness when he bumped into some biker chick. Words were exchanged then she closed fisted my buddy right in the face. He absolutely without hesitation knocked her out. ***** deserved it (I guess I am a big hypocrite). We thought the bikers were going to deliver us a beat down but they were laughing because the ***** had been annoying them all day. Good times.

 

my x beat herself up and burned her own arm with a hot frying pan. I was in the backyard unaware. she posted pics of herself on fb and ig then called the cops. I got arrested from my own yard had no clue why. Friends and family as well as local strangers avoid me still. Was in jail and court for a month then karma bit that c**t in the ass. She pocket dialed me and inadvertently left a full admission of guilt on my vm while bragging about what she had done to a stranger at the bar. Point is you cant believe what you see on social media. I don't agree with beating kids or women or preying on the weak in general so if wardo beat her he should be punished but we shouldn't assume he did. His woman could be bat sheet crazy and trying to frame him with his own ig.

Once I had a room mate who was a woman who lived as a man. My friend had words with him/her and I never told him it was really a chick. She kicked his ass, then I told him....

 

Unc... Hold the door for everybody, and you're all good.

In NJ if there's a domestic dispute called in, you lose your guns. That's cray.

 

People don't "pass out from heroin"

That whole Nodding Out shoot is a misnomer and only happens to beginners. Shoot, I haven't had a nod in freaken ten years. And we got that Jersey Fire down here. Hands down we have the best shat in the world available to any moron with ten dollars on any given corner.

And it's not a drunken, "pass out"....

It's more of a come-and-go nod

It's not a pass out for ten hours thing. There's a semi-OD thing we're you completely lose consciousness for awhile but I doubt that happened here. Like, you're a thin line between life and death when that happens. Shoot I doubt any of it happened.

Dude, you never been arrested in your life. Nigga please.

So you leave "your two-year-old" with an active junky? Well, that's smart. Or did you not know? You have a kid?

Or is this some TV episode you're talking aboot?

Plus, there ain't no dope anywhere pass Roxbury.

Why do you continue to spin yarns on here? Why?

And yeah there is a double standard. That's just the way it is.

RIPPED REGGIE, a liberal crowd? You need to tune-in more. There are maybe five liberals on here.

 

homeboy is on fire tonight

 

Lazy kinda snuck this one over the outside corner, IMHO.

So, yah, what is it with the chicas who like getting hit? Who demand a pounding? During the biblical knowledge part of the experience, take it easy you tools who think women walk with wings of angels.

Seems like mostly Catholic chicas are the ones who start yawping 'hit me, beat me, just your private whore' asspects before / during sex.

I mean, don't get me wrong, who am I to deny the carnal pleasures to a crazed humping chica.

Yah I aim to please & if she wants a few swats to the chops to get her into nutso frothing mode, then badda boom badda bing, the master will deliver the goods.

Sidenote: just, not the backhand. The backhand opens up lips, lips bleed, a lot, and unless you're Count Dracula the taste of blood during frenzied copulation isn't really a thing.

Nicely played, Lazy, nicely played.

 

I don't have kids and I don't do heroin. That was a hypothetical.

Take your 41 posts back to the truck stop where you earn your bread greasing truckers, take a long look at your soul, then hang yourself with the yarn I spin and off yourself.

I have, however, unfortunately been arrested on three occasions. Weed at 14, weed at 16, and that bs at 32...

 

. Hey man hi how are you? Don't take out all your anger on him he's a legend and legends well you know. He kicks azz. And can shoot and surf at the same time. Raspect

 

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Thank jeeebus that NYNJ is here to right the listing swellie ship of holiday state with a sense of humor - - you'll probably have someone complaining, but that was great.

 

Dude, some of the people, some of whom I respect, buy your crap. That befuddles me.

Your whole, "Go kill yourself" thing is just great.

That was quite the hypothetical situation.

You should spend more time surfing than posting on here. It may give you some legitimacy.

And I warn you, do not insult me againe. I'm a lot rougher than 3 foot ****ies.

 

D!ckies..that is.

forgot you can't say **** on here

 

Can someone explain a summary of what happened?

I dont feel like wading through 8 pages to figure it out.

 

He'll beat you like Ward beats his wife